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Omg Sharon you are so kinky.

When an individual named Sharon or any other name says something kinky but in a hidden way, you use this phrase to expose them and point it out.
-Sharon: Ah I want that (sexual or something dirty)
-Abdul: Omg Sharon you are so kinky.
-Sharon: Haha I indeed am.
• In here it was used to expose the true (kinky meaning).
by B-S16 June 10, 2019
mugGet the Omg Sharon you are so kinky.mug.

why is my computer so slow

(1)the thing you say when you bought a shitty computer
(2) the thing kids say when you tell them their cardboard computer is real
(1) you: why is my computer so slow?!
your friend: shouldnt have bought it in a alley at 3 AM

(2) toddler: why is my applebook so slow? i bought the best one for 10.000 dollars
your mind: first, its cardboard, second, applebook isnt a company, third, you bought it with monopoly money
by hellothemeep March 19, 2020
mugGet the why is my computer so slowmug.
Why the actual fuck are almost all the posts on here about some goofy ah shit that often has to do with sex? Like seriously guys, if you're that lonely go make yourself an A.I. generated girlfriend or a cup of tea so you can cry all night without getting sleepy, I honestly couldn't care less, but just stop reading all these bullshit posts and actually go learn something off of abcmouse.com because you forgot to do that when you were 6 so now you're having to do it again so you don't fail that final as a junior in college, like I definitely didn't. Come on guys, there's always something better that you could be doing, no matter what time of day. That's all I have to say for now, but please take this at least somewhat serious, though I realize that'll be hard to do cause I wrote this like a fucking 3rd grader but screw it; Hope to see you all on the other side, even if it does take completing ABC Mouse twice or more. Good luck starting a better life.
Why the hell is this place so horny? Like, seriously, go get a better life and job.

"Settle down, have kids, don't be a dick."
-Ghandi
by PORGSSSS October 19, 2023
mugGet the Why the hell is this place so horny?mug.

why my neck so dry

where the hickeys at
hey samuel , why my neck so dry ?
by yourstrulysilver May 19, 2017
mugGet the why my neck so drymug.

why is my dick so hard

A gueston on why you have a boner
A:yo
b:why is my dick so hard
mugGet the why is my dick so hardmug.

i have no words to use so...

html doesn't work you fag.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003
mugGet the i have no words to use so...mug.

the reason my bedpost is so shiny

"oh my god did you see chad brittany"

"oh mah gawd yah he the reason my bedpost is so shiny galfrend"
by astrahjfgas October 6, 2021
mugGet the the reason my bedpost is so shinymug.

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