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Your Smoke Is Gears

A chaotic way to call someone out when they’re spewing words, lying, over-flexing, or just straight-up glitching.
Their “smoke” (vibe, story, attitude, etc.) is actually grinding metal — fake, clunky, and broken.
It can also be used as:
"Your words are making my brain feel like it’s being shredded by rusty gears.”
Used when someone’s talking nonsense, over-explaining, or saying something so stupid your neurons physically rebel.
“He said he coded the whole game himself? Bro… your smoke is gears.”

“She called her situationshipmutual ghosting therapy.’ Nah. Gears.”

“You just said ‘my trauma’s gluten-free’ unironically. Your smoke is gears and my skull hates you.”
by Gearsmoke November 13, 2025
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What if we smoked the fat one

a term for being so incredibly high, you wonder what it would be like if you were higher
guy 1: Yo matt shiver me timbers!

guy 2: Holy shit, what if we smoked the fat one?!
by pill poppa show stoppa December 5, 2009
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Black Magic Smoke

back magic smoke is an incense availible in gas stations, hed shops, etc
....remember the first buzz off ganja u had? THIS brings it back to you! Im going cold turkey on incense right now and other than the fact i want a buzz, no REAL withdrawls<<<Wiki it..ZThey caim its so bad bla bla bla, if it is...Legalize the real bud! I cant afford either right now, nd if you are in the market to have one hell of a time, black magic smoke is the way to be. bowl it though, dont roll it. roling this burns really fast!
by ANONBLACKMAGICSMOKE July 10, 2011
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You need to smoke weed

when someone he/she is so chill you have to tell him/her

"You need to smoke weed"
"Bro why you are not talking"
"You need to smoke weed"
by abdul1wx June 1, 2016
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north dakota smoke signal

When you take a drag of a cigarette and blow the smoke into his/her butthole. He/She then bends over, putting both hands and both feet flat on the floor, with butt straight up in the air, the smoke is tooted out, creating a beautiful North Dakota Smoke Signal.
Zach was being annoying so I bent him over and forced him to do a North Dakota smoke signal yesterday.
by jandro22 February 12, 2017
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with the smoke

i DONT fukn know what it means. Could someone explain??
"i am with the smoke." by Swizz Beatz n Timbaland
by Paperboi September 4, 2017
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3rd hand smoke

by Yoyogurl May 18, 2018
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