The Crap-Slap

Taking a dump in a laytex glove and smacking someone with it. Simple as that....

Sam: hey what are you doing?
Jordan: *SLAP*
Sam: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!
Jordan: You just got The Crap-Slap!!!

by therumpler October 21, 2010

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Class Slap

When someone needs to be hit because they are not showing any class

DAYUM SHE NEEDS A CLASS SLAP

by CoolkatCates November 24, 2010

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Slap and Nap

Slap and nap is the act of masturbating and then using that relaxation to go right into a nap.

"Dang I'm tired and I can't fall asleep, I need to slap and nap"

by BIG deezy fo sheezy May 5, 2009

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doad slap

talking ones penis and slapping it on someones forehead

shut yo mouth bitch before i doad slap you

by davebeanhead June 29, 2007

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A person who consistently bugs you for a specific duration of time and cackles rediculously to the point where you have to administer some physical treatment upside the head with the back of your hand.

*Slap* Will you STFU you STUPID Slap Witch!

by Jezmondo November 29, 2007

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mersa slap

when you put a glob of hand sanitizer in your hand and pimp slap someone across the face possibly getting the hand sanitizer in their eyes or hair(its a bitch to get out)

you:hey bob!!
bob: what!!!?!??!
you:*mersa slap*
bob:GOD FUCKIN DAMNIT MY EYES YOU PRICK!!!

by cpt.funbags January 14, 2008

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