I'm Spiderman

I'm a trans gay man

Mom, I'm spiderman

by Urmeow July 17, 2023

stinky carpet spider

When a bitch with crabs has smell pussy

“Hey bro, she has a stinky carpet spider, don’t mess with her”

by Carpetspiderluvr July 31, 2023

like and subscribe 'spider' meme

this is most commonly used by clickbait youtubers. it is a means of scaring little children to make them want to like and subscribe.

a picture of a big spider is shown to you, and you are told to like and subscribe right now (sometimes you have to like and subscribe within the next 5 seconds, but it is usually right now) and if you dont comply, the spider shown in the picture will do one of the following:

be in your bed tonight

crawl on your face when youre sleeping

crawl in your mouth when your sleeping
etc

there wont actually be a spider in your bed, it is just a way of scaring little children. it doesnt hit as hard on older people who dont have arachnopohia

youtuber: like and subscribe in the next 5 seconds or this spider will crawl on you when youre sleeping (dont risk it)

me: guess im keeping some bug spray next to my bed tonight

little children (who are most likely to fall for the like and subscribe 'spider' meme): IM SUBBING RIGHT NOW!!!!

by AntichamberYellow September 23, 2023

waterboard a spider

going to the bathroom, specifically, taking a fast-flowing piss.

I need to waterboard a spider

by floydtaylor September 25, 2023

Giant Enemy Spider

A really strong enemy in a video game.

It's a... It's A... IT'S A GIANT ENEMY SPIDER! (Insert Giant Enemy Spider beatbox)

by DKG_ January 9, 2024

Houdini into the Spider-Man

When you make love to a girl from behind, pull out, blow your load in your hand when she turns around to see what’s going on you throw it in her face and yell Spider-Man

Houdini into the Spider-Man can be used it that any time in the beginning of your relationship.

by Houdini into the Spider-Man July 20, 2024

Floridian Flying Spider

Noun. A variation of a flying spider in which the user waits for their victim to enter a shower, or enclosed space, and will proceed to enter said space and ejaculate their excrement onto the victim’s body, preferably the penis.

Yo bruh, after we get back to the hotel, let’s let Adam get into the shower, and then tag team him with a Floridian Flying Spider.

by Dr Dickenstein March 28, 2024