sloppy dallas

A blow job with a mouth full of dip
Originated by Mcnasty,Soup,Doo and Blarg

"You want me to give you a sloppy dallas?2

by anonymous October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When you’re getting head from a girl, and she has a fat wad of dip in her lip. Leaving dirt yellow steaks on your Dick.

Guy: You see that country girl with the dip in her lip?
Bud: Yeah be careful though I heard she gives people a Sloppy Dallas!

Guy: What do you mean?
Bud: Your dick will look like you got shit streaks on it from doing anal.

by Tmpr October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A sexual favor given by your girl involving her packing a fat lip and then proceeding to suck you off

"Hey Matt, you in the mood for a Sloppy Dallas?"
"Babe, I've told you this a million times, I don't want my dick to look like I just fucked a lawn mower bag."

by The Pillsbury Doughboy Laugh October 16, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When your sister packs a fat lip and give you a blow job

Hay sis will you give me a sloppy Dallas

by Sloppy sister October 15, 2020

Sloppy Words

(noun / slang)
When someone says something that technically makes sense but completely misses the meaning they were trying to express. Understandable? Yes. Accurate? No. It’s the “close enough” version of communication — vague, off-target, and kinda lazy.

“I get you… but those were sloppy words, my guy.”

by Kolton H December 6, 2025

Sloppy Dallas

You girlfriend/sister packs two fat lips with Copenhagen and gives you a vigorous blow job

“Hey can we try that sloppy Dallas thing you learned at a truck stop”

by Moistcumsandwich April 24, 2021

Sloppy Dallas

Oral sex in which the person giving oral has a mouthful of dip in the mouth

Hey there buddy, do you want to get a Sloppy Dallas from me? I’m really good at it.

by SquishedFetus October 15, 2020