Slap and Nap

Slap and nap is the act of masturbating and then using that relaxation to go right into a nap.

"Dang I'm tired and I can't fall asleep, I need to slap and nap"

by BIG deezy fo sheezy May 5, 2009

doad slap

talking ones penis and slapping it on someones forehead

shut yo mouth bitch before i doad slap you

by davebeanhead June 29, 2007

slap witch

A person who consistently bugs you for a specific duration of time and cackles rediculously to the point where you have to administer some physical treatment upside the head with the back of your hand.

*Slap* Will you STFU you STUPID Slap Witch!

by Jezmondo November 29, 2007

mersa slap

when you put a glob of hand sanitizer in your hand and pimp slap someone across the face possibly getting the hand sanitizer in their eyes or hair(its a bitch to get out)

you:hey bob!!
bob: what!!!?!??!
you:*mersa slap*
bob:GOD FUCKIN DAMNIT MY EYES YOU PRICK!!!

by cpt.funbags January 14, 2008

pita slap

to slap someones face with a pita

person 1: last night audrey lauzon pita slapped me

person 2: damn thats rough

by lad who luvs berries n cream April 5, 2009

pooter slap

a striking slap to the pooter with the hand or a blunt object.

i pooter slapped that bitch for taking my parking spot.

by closet johnson January 18, 2009

Patty Slap

To slap or be slapped with a patty like substance.

Go patty slap Jake with you hamburger!

by OpenBriefcase January 21, 2009