My Phones Ringing

When you are talking on the phone with someone and they say some dank shit and you be like "Hol' up... i gotta go" then you say "Ummm... my Phone ringing, nigward"🤷🏿 ♂️

A:"I saw my moms nudes one time and it was the weirdest thing thats ever happened between me and her"
M:"Ummm... My Phones Ringing, nigward"

by Anigw@rdM December 20, 2018

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income ring

A false wedding ring worn when the real one is too flashy. The income ring is used to hide how wealthy you are.

Our professor has an income ring. I saw her slip the real one off in her car this morning.

by Surf_much_rob May 4, 2019

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Cat ring

The oily spot left on your blankets or couch where a cat sleeps.

I have to buy a new blanket every few months because the cat ring won't wash off.

by JoeyBomm May 13, 2023

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Ring light

A light to hold you phone that breaks too fucking easily

Person 1: dude my ring light broke again

Person 2: again? That’s the 16th time this month

Person 1: I mean that’s ring lights for ya

by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020

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The Ring isn't made by the dark lord Sauron, but is used for measuring your own nipple and areola size. Measure using your thumb and pointer finger and make their tips meet so you form a circle. Stuff your hand down your shirt and make the circle smaller or bigger depending on the size of the areola and then take your fingers back out to see the results. Foolproof!

The girl had her hand down her shirt, which made Jimmy worried. Then she withdrew the hand and he realized she was just using the Finger Ring.

by barbecuechipz March 20, 2017

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