tongue punch the golden ring

A game for those who are brave enough to lick the Sterling Heights Art Installation. A.k.a. The Golden Butthole
Example:
I bet John $40 dollars that he wouldn't "tongue punch the golden ring" last night and that crazy son of a bitch actually did it!
by Sterlinghightslocalguide March 22, 2019
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Ring around the thumb

When you masterbate with a dirty hand and leave dirt rings on your palm by your thumb
Eww!! I met the new guy at work and he tried to shake my hand and he had ring around the thumb .

Sorry sir but bro! Clean your fuckin hands you got bad ring around the thumb!
by Speedsmoker69 April 21, 2023
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The Finger Ring

The Ring isn't made by the dark lord Sauron, but is used for measuring your own nipple and areola size. Measure using your thumb and pointer finger and make their tips meet so you form a circle. Stuff your hand down your shirt and make the circle smaller or bigger depending on the size of the areola and then take your fingers back out to see the results. Foolproof!
The girl had her hand down her shirt, which made Jimmy worried. Then she withdrew the hand and he realized she was just using the Finger Ring.
by barbecuechipz March 21, 2017
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bakers cock ring

A Bakers Cock Ring is when one (usually elderly men) raps a twist tie around their cock to pervert it from leaking.
I used to leak everywhere before I started using a Bakers cock ring
by Ipoopmypants.com February 17, 2022
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Holding up ring finger

You literally pull all the girls, since women often masturbate with that finger
Holding up ring finger
by Fifa pro player with 197 August 23, 2022
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The greatest literary lyrical ever wrote for a song.
Person 1: "From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring "
Person 2: "I don't know what song this is but I just got a goosebumps just from listening to it"
by Mr_Mogus October 14, 2024
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moon ring

Someone's butthole with a sweaty ring of poo residue around it.
She loves it when I rub her moon ring from behind.
by WillDiggity December 01, 2016
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