robert.x.pattinson

@robert.x.pattinson is very bald headed person on TikTok who is clearly obsessed with Robert Pattinson.

“Have you seen any of @robert.x.pattinson’s videos?”
“Yeah. They are so baldheaded just like her.”
“I know right.”

by baldyphobic December 26, 2020

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Robertoe's Law

"....people will always claim that white people are the source of opinions and ideas that they don't like..."
Named after the person who may or may not have coined the concept, when somebody dubiously claims that white people are behind an agenda, idea, or fandom in an attempt to discredit it.

Robertoe's Law in action:
"BLM protests are just white people virtue signaling."
"Interesting how everybody who loves Celine Dion's album is white."
"White people love to tell me I should try pickles on my sandwhich."

by ScoobysNephew December 29, 2020

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Robertsexual

A man or woman who is attracted to Robert Sheehan because of his eyes accent and hair 😻

Hey what’s your sexuality?
I’m Robertsexual

by Bumbrella January 2, 2021

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Robert

Robert is a nice,funny, and gentle. He will always be there for you in tough times, and will build you up like no other. He is the perfect material for a best friend and will do anything to keep you happy. Never lose a Robert because you will be sad. He will love you like no other and will treat you with love. He cares more about other people than himself so be sure to look out for him. Usually tall Roberts are more rude, And shorter Roberts are nicer.

Robert such a hunk!

by Bsbdjsvdnd January 5, 2021

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