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el poona loones

oh my god let me have sex with her you el poona loones
by james hatch May 8, 2007
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shitty poon

used to describe a particular type of female ass. generally not a nice type. shitty poon also be used in a derogatory sense.

"poon" deriving from the term "poontang".
"hey, Ian, quit acting like a skinny, shitty poon. you're a moron man, get a fucking life".
by dpoole August 13, 2008
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fungal poisoning

the disease commonly associated with contact with mushrooms. there have only been one case. death is imminent.

there is a single possible cure. kiss the feet of a baby-on-a-leash and throw feces at a siberian monkey. then apologize to melissa =
*throws mushroom at melissa* ~jonathan

"haye, you're gonna get fungal poisoning because you touched that shroom!" ~melissa

"well you are too then!" ~jonathan

"nuh-uh, i'm immune cuz i'm tough" ~melissa
by xbrianpx October 27, 2008
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brain poon

scott and ryan got some brain poon
by zachcameupwiththeword August 24, 2008
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My Poisoned Romance

"MY POISONED ROMANCE IS MY FAVERITE BAND!!!" says Kimmy
by Spencer(the bas player of mpr) February 13, 2009
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Ear Poisoner

a person that acts to subvert another by influencing those around him.
"I was fired because that ear poisoner Brad told the office that I stole paper clips."

"I was skating on easy street until Bob decided to be an ear poisoner and convince them to charge me rent for sleeping on the couch."
by HolyMeat September 14, 2009
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micro-poon

(n.) a woman who is short in stature but high in bangability.
Shawn Johnson is micro-poon.
by blamaste December 9, 2010
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