It's the closest thing to sex in pizza form. I have no clue what shit is in there, but damn is it tasty
"Man, I'd kill for a taco pizza, right now."
"What's in that shit anyway?"
"I don't know, man, but damn it's hella tasty!"
"What's in that shit anyway?"
"I don't know, man, but damn it's hella tasty!"
by JLJackalope June 25, 2020
by dank lad October 25, 2015
Little Jimmy: Knock Knock.
Bobert: Who’s there?
LJ: Yura Pizza.
Bobert: Yura Pizza who?
LJ: YURA PIZZA SHIT BOBERT, YOU STOLE MY PORN STASH
Bobert: Who’s there?
LJ: Yura Pizza.
Bobert: Yura Pizza who?
LJ: YURA PIZZA SHIT BOBERT, YOU STOLE MY PORN STASH
by Just Your Average Internet Boi September 07, 2021
You eat so much pizza you end up bed ridden and in pain until you finally explode a few times in runny stinky shittiness
Boy 1: “man I took the biggest pizza shit this morning”
Boy 2: “ I hope you flushed for you sisters sake”
Boy 1: “I’ll be back!!!”
Boy 2: “ I hope you flushed for you sisters sake”
Boy 1: “I’ll be back!!!”
by TheFruitOfSorrow March 22, 2021
Culinary euphemism pertaining to a week-old slice of pizza that the DOG wouldn't touch, when one is REALLY hungry.
Commonly associated with student or bachelor life-styles...
Commonly associated with student or bachelor life-styles...
by StangFtl February 01, 2010
- Where are Jon and Mary?
- They went on a date. Jon said they'd come over after they put the pizza in the fridge.
- They went on a date. Jon said they'd come over after they put the pizza in the fridge.
by ekdar123 December 22, 2011
A pizza place that you expect will be run by a friendly family, but no one by that name actually works there
Dude, i stopped by that place John&son pizza but there was no one named John and no sons worked there . It's not a family run place.
by Fmadethis October 31, 2020