breaking green

when you pack a bowl or bong or roll a j or blunt and you are the first one to take a hit from it.

Oliver- man I just rolled a nasty j.

Dan- I call breaking the green.

Oliver- No way dude I rolled it Im breaking green

by juicejules October 25, 2007

Breaking Bad

Breaking Bad is the best show I’ve ever seen, except maybe the wire.

Person: Breaking bad is the best show I’ve ever seen except maybe the wire.

by vaselineintensivecare May 11, 2023

richard break

When you pull up to a job site,roll a cigarette and smoke it before work commences.

“We should really go fix that pump Jim”, “no worries Davey we can stop for a Richard break when we get there”

by Chimmychangas June 16, 2018

Breaking the Honey Pot

loss of virginity AKA popping the cherry

"Dude, I was breaking the honey pot last night"

by fhomas December 4, 2020

Breaking news!

Sentient chicken pot-pie doesn't like fire. Condemns Self-Immolation.

Hym "Breaking news! I'm running out of 'things that go in ovens' to call him. A Thanksgiving turkey! Living lasagna! Assorted bakery foods. Muffin (a repeat), Brownies (Which SOUNDS racist but isn't), Birthday Cake (Just seems lazy), A ziti? Baked ziti? I don't even know what that is. It's hard to think of non-bakery things. Meatloaf (another repeat). Roast beef? Do jews have baked goods? That'd be like a poptart cooking a poptart, wouldn't it? Pizza. Calzones. A baby. You can cook a baby in an oven. So, that counts... Hmmm... Pie. Obviously. Stuffed hashbrowns... I need to cook more."

by Hym Iam February 29, 2024

breaking penjamin

another word for a dab pen

" bro im so down to hang. Just don't forget your breaking penjamin."

by y2kzgy May 12, 2025

You don't hafta BREAK DA WALL DOWN to get inside!

What you eye-twinklingly tell one or more workmen who are hammering/prying away siding and/or timbers on a home or business in preparation to making repairs/renovations.

Anytime I come upon contractors doing outside carpentry work at a home or place of business along da main street downtown, I love jokingly saying to them, "You know, guys --- there IS da FRONT DOOR, if you wanna get in so badly! You could just open da door and walk through; you don't hafta BREAK DA WALL DOWN to get inside!" I usually get an equally-smart-alecky reply from them, as well, such as, "Oh, we know that, but we wanna be more subtle about our entry!", or "Yeah, we could, but this way is more fun!"

by QuacksO October 31, 2023