Minecraft

A warship that deals with Naval mines that is usually in groups.

Grandson: Grandpa i want Minecraft for christmas. Grandpa: I'm sorry young one, I can't afford a Minecraft .

Grandson: Fuck you grandpa i hope you die and bun in Hell, I'm gonna run away to Mojang and ask them for a free copy of Minecraft and i bet on Your life that they'll give it to me for free .

by Hscheema 2 July 25, 2022

Minecraft

The only people that haven't played minecraft are either virgins or have extemely strict parents :(

Minecraft is the game where NOBODY has ever had any bad memories

Guy 1: i hate minecraft so much!
Guy 2: *pulls out an ak-47
Guy 2: any last words?

i play minecraft

by Elias B.M September 23, 2022

Minecraft

Terraria is just better

Terraria > Minecraft

by Willmihh October 1, 2022

Minecraft

the game that has a killer bunny,squidward,domestic violence,gun abuse, and most importantly edgy 14 year olds

Minecraft the game

minecraft ig? idk

by Potato6996420204 October 16, 2022

minecraft

A trash game.

"Could you get off Minecraft because it is trash? You need to play Fortnite."

by SpicyChili69 October 16, 2022

Minecraft Steve style

When you fucking shove something up your fucking ass, just like how Steve stores his stuff in his inventory

-Hey bro, my hands are full I’m gonna hold your phone minecraft Steve style
-ok thanks bro that makes me so happy

by mistermorgan October 16, 2022

minecraft

minecraft is a fun game. it has lifesteals, bedwars, murder mystery and thousands of more games! minecraft is amazing you should download it :)

i love minecraft

by isaliaaaa October 28, 2022