Makes Bagdad Middle School look like heaven on Earth. People here are either potheads, scenes, fake preps, or wannabe gangstas. You minus well call the administration The Taliban -- an oppressive regime of Christian fundamentalists, with the faculty being their very own Al-Qaeda.
Bathroom stall sex, racial tension, homophobia, and sexism flourish at this school. Don't be surprised if you find a condom in the 6th grade area's drinking fountain. The buildings look truly like prison chambers, and staring at the mind-numbing purple and silver school colors too long will give you a serious migraine.
Most students here will graduate to a lifetime of therapy and mental institutions. But the lucky ones at DRMS shouldn't be too discouraged: by the time they start at Deer Valley, all the bitches and hoes will be washed up or a drop out by junior year (can you say "would you like fries with that, sir?").
Bathroom stall sex, racial tension, homophobia, and sexism flourish at this school. Don't be surprised if you find a condom in the 6th grade area's drinking fountain. The buildings look truly like prison chambers, and staring at the mind-numbing purple and silver school colors too long will give you a serious migraine.
Most students here will graduate to a lifetime of therapy and mental institutions. But the lucky ones at DRMS shouldn't be too discouraged: by the time they start at Deer Valley, all the bitches and hoes will be washed up or a drop out by junior year (can you say "would you like fries with that, sir?").
by ThisCitySucks July 5, 2009
Get the Dallas Ranch Middle Schoolmug. A school in port townsend that doesnt teach you anything.
A school that has a perverted principal that needs to get fired.
A school full of pot heads.
A school with teachers that try to give you office refurals off school campus.
A school where you cant wear what the hell you want to wear.
A School.
A school that has a perverted principal that needs to get fired.
A school full of pot heads.
A school with teachers that try to give you office refurals off school campus.
A school where you cant wear what the hell you want to wear.
A School.
Wow today i didnt learn anything and the prinipal said who your daddy to me and i saw some kids get high and one teacher tryed to give me a office refural off school campus and i got introuble for wearing a shirt becuase the strapes wernt 2 inches. and i was saggin and i got introuble!. what a school, blue heron middle school..
by notellinyou October 30, 2009
Get the blue heron middle schoolmug. Christa McAuliffe Middle School, FL. Or known as (CMMS)
A middle school filled with short sixth graders, dramatic seventh graders, & potheads for eighth graders. A school where the principal is constantly pregnant. The assistant principal is ghetto as fuck, and the staff is over-protective. The girls there are either whores, down to earth, sluts, or drama-starters. The guys there are either jocks, dicks, or assholes. Only .01% of the guys there are actually nice and respect people. .01% of the girls there are actually nice and respect people. the other 99.99%? you won't get along with them. The school is like a jungle, eighth graders are the predators, seventh graders are the prey, and sixth graders are the prey of the seventh graders. Everyone picks on the sixth graders, and everyone picks on the seventh graders. Fuck with the eighth graders, you get jumped, bitch. If you love weed, if you love drugs, if you love alcohol, and if you love drama; Then CMMS is the school for you.
A middle school filled with short sixth graders, dramatic seventh graders, & potheads for eighth graders. A school where the principal is constantly pregnant. The assistant principal is ghetto as fuck, and the staff is over-protective. The girls there are either whores, down to earth, sluts, or drama-starters. The guys there are either jocks, dicks, or assholes. Only .01% of the guys there are actually nice and respect people. .01% of the girls there are actually nice and respect people. the other 99.99%? you won't get along with them. The school is like a jungle, eighth graders are the predators, seventh graders are the prey, and sixth graders are the prey of the seventh graders. Everyone picks on the sixth graders, and everyone picks on the seventh graders. Fuck with the eighth graders, you get jumped, bitch. If you love weed, if you love drugs, if you love alcohol, and if you love drama; Then CMMS is the school for you.
Person 1: You go to Christa McAuliffe Middle School? (CMMS)
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Do you smoke weed?
Person 2: LOL YES.
Person 1: You go to CMMS?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Nevermind...
*Later that Day*
Person 2: HEY, DID YOU HEAR THAT (PERSON1) WAS TALKING SHIT ABOUT YOU? YEAHH.
Person 3: Really? I'm going to kick their ass.
*Later On*
Person 3: Hey, you talking shit?
Person 1: Uh, No? Lololol.
Person 3: Uh huh, I'm gonna kick your ass.
Person 1: You can't.
Person 3: Why?
Person 1: You go to CMMS, right?
Person 3: Yeah, so what?
Person 1: You're short, & you probably don't even smoke.
Person 3: SO?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Do you smoke weed?
Person 2: LOL YES.
Person 1: You go to CMMS?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Nevermind...
*Later that Day*
Person 2: HEY, DID YOU HEAR THAT (PERSON1) WAS TALKING SHIT ABOUT YOU? YEAHH.
Person 3: Really? I'm going to kick their ass.
*Later On*
Person 3: Hey, you talking shit?
Person 1: Uh, No? Lololol.
Person 3: Uh huh, I'm gonna kick your ass.
Person 1: You can't.
Person 3: Why?
Person 1: You go to CMMS, right?
Person 3: Yeah, so what?
Person 1: You're short, & you probably don't even smoke.
Person 3: SO?
by ihatecmmsandyourmom January 12, 2011
Get the Christa McAuliffe Middle Schoolmug. A strict public school in Leawood, Kansas, and makes you want to go to a private school. While sitting in the office of this school you can watch the security tapes, or watch the fat kids come out of the nurses office with an ice pack. Mission Valley is also the school with the ESL (english as a second language) program where all the immagrants come from all around Kansas City and try to kill the kids from KCK. It's not very pleasant, some of the Chinese kids try to knife the Mexicans, and the Mexicans hit on the Blacks, while the blacks are into the white trash...its pretty much a horrible school.
by Curtis June 18, 2006
Get the Mission Valley Middle Schoolmug. A school with ho’s, racist teachers, girls that not only ugly but can not twerk for shit, they break their backs at party’s. They all think they are cool, but they are not. Lots of white students. The school is just trashy in general!!!
Do you know that school called East Windsor Middle School?
Yea it’s that trashy school near broad Brook right?
Yea it’s that trashy school near broad Brook right?
by Cookie lover bitchhh December 9, 2017
Get the east windsor middle schoolmug. A social hierarchy ruled by kids compensating for their own deep insecurities by putting others down. It could be anything from your clothes to your sexuality to the TV shows you watch. Have fun, you're stuck there for 3 years!
"I survived John Jay Middle School."
"How'd you do it?"
"All I had to do was give up my individuality."
"How'd you do it?"
"All I had to do was give up my individuality."
by NoCapsNoSpaces July 2, 2016
Get the John Jay Middle Schoolmug. That one school that has all the bad teachers but good kids. Shit happens everyday and that's what makes it Palm Harbor Middle School. Memes and skaters and all that shit exists.
by Random SHET January 29, 2020
Get the Palm Harbor Middle Schoolmug.