Luke S.

Luke is a terrible person who messes with your heart but looks good in a ponytail. Also looks like Ed Sheeran's and shaggys love child.

Oh look there's Luke S. You can tell by the hair.

by Asteiea January 30, 2022

Luke

Luke is that sexy guy with good hair that could get hella ladies if he'd just talks to them. Low key style but probably has a pair of off white sneakers tucked away.

Girl:"That guy is pretty cute"
Other girl: "oh him? That's Luke, he seems nice never talked to him though"

by Jacktreesap February 1, 2022

Luke

Short and always good at video games but he never gets girls that's why you want to be his friend because you will always have a better chance with the ladies

Luke is short

by hippopotomonstrosesquipedali December 9, 2021

Luke

lol youll never get a girlfriend dude, give up

"omg youre luke?!"
"yeah ill never get a girlfriend

by local crackhead with no life December 9, 2021

Luke Skywalker

The prince of Alcatraz or Luke Skywalker is a fictional character from the space attack universe. His mother peps Skywalker and his dad Santa Skywalker were his parents until lord evader blew up there hidey hole.

Luke Skywalker beats his best friend the hairy cave man

by Regular man December 12, 2021

Luke Ponto

When someone has a really bad take on a film or television show

You think “Candyman” is better than “Judas and The Black Messiah”? Don’t be a Luke Ponto

by Therealistperson December 18, 2021

Luke

Luke (pronoun)
Pronoun for blonde emos who listen to metallica and are irresistibly sexy

Damn, luke sure looks submissive and breedable today!

by CaptainCrazy January 3, 2022