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Luke

Handsome, kind, and pretty much irresistible, even when he pisses you off, you can't help but love him. Luke is very smart and talented, which is probably the reason why his ego is so big. If you were that smart, your head wouldn't fit through the doorway. Just sayin'. He is so attractive that people stop their cars, roll down their windows, and take pictures of him for their locked note documents. Even if he always makes fun of you, he will still be the nicest dude you have ever met. His legs are so hairy it makes your mother-in law's moustache look like peach fuzz. Legend says that his leg hair is the source of his strength. If you have a Luke in your life, never ever let him go.
Luke is cute. That's a fact.
by urfavoritebuttman69 October 10, 2019
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Luke

You’re so Luke
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Luke Wetmore

a guy who has so much potential but throws it all away. he gets all the girls but cant exicute.
Bro has the Luke Wetmore Curse.
by samson.nite August 2, 2024
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luke prost

The sexiest man alive

Did you see Luke Prost today? He made me so wet!”
“Today I sniffed Luke prost’s dirty boxers and I creamed my jorts”
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Luke

Luke’s are the cream of the crop, the eyes. the hair, the smile, everything about them is perfect, don’t be afraid of their hard shell on the outside, the inside they’re actually very sweet and caring. If you get a chance of being with one, don’t hesistate
Meredith: Luke’s so cute!
Ava: Ikkkkk i wanna be his friend
Luke: Wuzzup ladies?
Meredith and Ava: *MOAN*
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Luke

Luke is the English way of saying Lucas. People named Luke are guys who typically lie, are addicted to vaping and use the word youse unironically. Despite these flaws Luke’s are still one of the boys and will always be there to have a drink with if the goings get tough. You will have to buy the drinks though.
“Oi Luke chuck us a beer and stop sucking that cancer stick ya cunt”
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Luked it

A term used to describe lighting a cigarette wrong, typically when it burns on one side only.
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