Evil Jordan baldy

A bald dark skinned fat guy who hates shirts and wears blue jorts and loves corndogs

Ugh Evil Jordan Baldy put a shirt on

by surVIV(E)al November 9, 2025

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Nephetari Serena Jordan

A twelve-year-old model, actress, and boss bitch, she has already made a significant impact in the entertainment industry, breaking barriers and setting trends. With her fierce work ethic, undeniable talent, and a commanding presence on and off the runway, she has quickly become a role model for young people everywhere. Not only is she excelling in modeling and acting, but she's also carving out a successful business empire, proving that age is no barrier to success. This young powerhouse is already redefining what it means to be a boss and inspiring the next generation of dreamers and doers

Nephetari Serena Jordan, a rising star in the world of fashion and entertainment, has already captivated audiences with her exceptional talent, stunning beauty, and poise, setting her on a trajectory toward becoming a household name.

by BiGfAtFrIdEdPoTaTo December 2, 2024

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Jordan Panapa

Jordan Panapa is a guy that has a 2 inch penis and doesn't have a grandfather

Hey look its someone that has no grandfather, oh wait its Jordan Panapa

by GeoBoxing November 13, 2022

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Jordan

Soft

Daddy: hey Jordan what are you

Jordan: I am a jonina lover

by Big dende March 18, 2021

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jordan

Extremely homosexual being, often tells fake stories to blend in with people. Also has low intelligence.

Jordan: I went to Kings Island and the *Insert scariest roller coaster at the time* is not scary at all!
Random person overhearing conversation: You're full of shit, none of that story happened!
Jordan: *Hits person with a weak punch that always tends to not hurt*
Jordan's friends (yes men): hahahahahahahaha

by jewowner March 7, 2019

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