Jacob

A nice guy with a 9 inch dick

Damn Jacob fuckin pulls bro

by Jacob___69_420 November 1, 2021

Jacob Lingershoz

He has too thic of a beard to see his blush, but it's in there somewhere.

Not Jewish as commonly mistaken.
Gorgeous but taken.

Will love you like he loves Jesus Christ.

"Yo, shnoz what's up"
"Please stop calling me that, John"
"Awh, No Jacob Lingershoz, I won't stop. Not even for you."

by ayyyy yo November 2, 2021

Jacob Longed

Went you down something in 10 seconds

“I just Jacob Longed a bottle of wine”

by JacobLong3244 November 16, 2021

Jacob

A boy with a fit dad bod and aids

person 1: did you see the aids on that kid
person 2: oh yeah that’s jacob

by 69ur_mum69 November 16, 2021

Jacob Kink

People that really like people called Jacob

Jacob: hello man 1
Man 1: fuck me in the arse i have a jacob kink

by TheRealBorgov123 November 17, 2021

Jacob

Jacob has gigantic cock that wants to burst out his pants but his bb belt stops the humongous cock from coming out.

Girl 1: omg Jacob’s cock is big 😫
Girl 2: omg Jacob gets all the bitches

by hubert marquess November 20, 2021

Electronic Jacob

yaghoob barghi (in Persian) is a famous Vending machine located in Amirkabir university.
Since 2003 it has been the most popular object in the university.
Electronic Jacob has become the symbol of the university.

I can't wait to go to university and see Electronic Jacob again!

by Ahoura_g November 20, 2021