A Jordan is a man that has no type of style sometime he where’s black jeans and black jackets and he has a girlfriend that takes all his jackets or atleast try’s he’s always saying he can talk so he can play fortnite and never like taking baths so he’s stinks 😷.
Hey have you seen that dude Jordan
Nahhh which one
The one that doesn’t know how to dress
Ohhh the stinky one
Yeah that one
Nahhh which one
The one that doesn’t know how to dress
Ohhh the stinky one
Yeah that one
by Hatman||| May 6, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. Most Jordans can be smelly and sometimes stinky. If you look really close in her hair you can see lil specks of feces and wittle critters. But most of the time it's on her finger... Its green... Like Ms. Michauds jacket. A deep dark disgusting ugly swamp looking green. It seems as if she really loves this green shade because she just 2 days ago got her nails done the SAME shade. True story, one time, in Spanish class since we both have the same teacher, I saw her get up from her chair, pick her butthole and SNIFFED it. Not joking. SNIFFED. S-N-I-F-F-E-D. You might be wondering why I am writing such a hateful paragraph.. So ill tell you.. Right after the event above.. She.. Wiped the finger.. on my favorite white shirt.. Now there is a trail of feces on it. DO NOT COME NEAR ANYONE NAMED. MY WARNING FROM ME TO YOU
by anonymous December 4, 2024
Get the Jordanmug. she is a back stabbing motherfucking bitch. never become friends with a girl named jordan she will always tease you about your insecurties and she will just ruin your life. she thinks shes so perfect but in reality shes not. shes not popular but alot of people know her but most of it is just hate. yeah stay away
by Critter >:) May 5, 2022
Get the jordanmug. Simply put…Jordan is a dick. He is a horrible person who thinks he is above everyone else. He is very funny and good looking but don’t let that deceive you from how horrible he really is.
by Urrrmum February 6, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. by Maggot1995 August 18, 2022
Get the sono Jordanmug. He is the most sweet boy you will ever meet. He's very caring and loyal, and will always have your back. He is very athletic and has a very close friend group who he's always around. He can be very shy, but once you get to know him he opens up to be a funny and sweet guy. You always want a Jordan in your life to cheer you up.
by ihf6rsefpiw December 1, 2019
Get the Jordanmug.