The holy-grapevine is when you take your worst girlfriend to your nicest vineyard, you open a nice bottle of sparkling wine, get her clothes off and start butt-f*cking doggy style. When you’re about to cum, you yell out “holy-grapevine” and hit her in the back of the head with a grapevine.
I holy-grapevined my gal last weekend and my shoulder is still thrown out from those big, head-pruned vines.
by MendoVineGuy February 18, 2025
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by FatBoobylicker December 18, 2019
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Get the Holy Shitémug. When you are so excited that you end up texting too fast and find yourself texting Holy FBI rather than the intended Holy Fuck.
by tbd2113 February 20, 2015
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