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Holy-grapevine

The holy-grapevine is when you take your worst girlfriend to your nicest vineyard, you open a nice bottle of sparkling wine, get her clothes off and start butt-f*cking doggy style. When you’re about to cum, you yell out “holy-grapevine” and hit her in the back of the head with a grapevine.
I holy-grapevined my gal last weekend and my shoulder is still thrown out from those big, head-pruned vines.
by MendoVineGuy February 18, 2025
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Holy trinity middle school

Is the opposite of the definition above
holy trinity middle school is actually good and the person above me wrote a salty definition
by FatBoobylicker December 18, 2019
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Holy Shité

Like saying holy shit but more sw@g
Friend: holy shit!

You: *puts on sunglasses* holy shité!
by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021
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holy fbi

When you are so excited that you end up texting too fast and find yourself texting Holy FBI rather than the intended Holy Fuck.
Just saw that last episode of Better Call Saul and Holy FBI!!
by tbd2113 February 20, 2015
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I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Got In trouble For Going To Community College At Age Seventeen
I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Got In trouble For Going To Community College At Age Seventeen
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holy water

Water that has been blessed. Used to clean your soul. (spritiual cleaning)
someone bring holy water, im dying of cringe
by elaboratescanner04 May 27, 2024
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Holy cow

Holy cow! It’s a holy cow!
by I need help 2023 April 25, 2023
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