hella fresh

fresher than fresh

those new cars are hella fresh

by yesopher February 6, 2022

silly fresher

A first year student at uni who takes things way too far on a night out, deffo won't be up until about 4pm.

"OMG! That poor girl is laying in her own sick"
"what a silly fresher..."

by sillyfresher4 December 9, 2021

Zig fresh

Sped show, sped show, sped show!

Saw this shem at the gas station earlier, he was a zig fresh.

by Rubes December 31, 2021

Watermelon fresh

The urine you have after eating too much of beetroot.

Oh boy. Look at that watermelon fresh, the yesterday’s borsch was so intense

by Suka suka January 7, 2022

The Freshmaker

After anal intercourse a Mento is gently placed in the butthole.

Last night I gave Barb The Freshmaker.

by Buttholes in Space Sr June 20, 2022

De Freshmaker

Insert a single Mentos breath mint into and under the foreskin, making sure to enclose the mint as much as possible. Next, take a sip of Coca-Cola, without swallowing and then carefully hold the penis. Place your lips over the foreskin and slowly release a stream of Coca-Cola into the foreskin. One should hold the foreskin in place, so the chemical reaction pleasures the head of the penis, but also mildly erupts through the foreskin opening. Continue the process until the mint is dissolved or you wish to freshen your breath.

We were on the couch and he had the most beautiful foreskin and I was drinking a full can of Coke, so I decided to give him the De Freshmaker with a Mentos I found in my purse.

by The Dirty Baker August 3, 2022

De Freshmaker

Insert a single Mentos breath mint into and under the foreskin, making sure to enclose the mint as much as possible. Next, take a sip of Coca-Cola, without swallowing and then carefully hold the penis. Place your lips over the foreskin and slowly release a stream of Coca-Cola into the foreskin. One should hold the foreskin in place, so the chemical reaction pleasures the head of the penis, but also mildly erupts through the foreskin opening. Continue the process until the mint is dissolved or you wish to freshen your breath.

We were on the couch and he had the most beautiful foreskin and I was drinking a full can of Coke, so I decided to give him the De Freshmaker with a Mentos I found in my purse.

by The Dirty Baker August 3, 2022