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boy: your bio is lame

me: I'll put tiny star field.

by fangstears February 4, 2021

Slant-Eyed Rice Field Pussy

When her pussy looks just as tightly squinted as her eyes. And it has hair grown just like the Texan Coastal Grass

I like to fuck that slant-eyed rice field pussy just like I like pounding mochi.

by Komoot May 19, 2021

mow the field

Trimming the pubes on a very large human. Usually requires specialized equipment.

I have to go help aunt Bertha mow the field, she has a big date tonight.

by roughryder69 August 12, 2021

Fecal Face Fender

A fecal face fender is when you fist a girls anus with no lube, going so rough that the anal muscles release covering your hand in her shit and blood. Then you rip your hand out like you're pulling a lawn mower pull start, flip the girl around and beat her face in with your blood and shit covered fist

" dude I totally gave Hailey a fecal face fender last night. She's not texting me again after that"

by Jermanjermy September 10, 2021

international mr fields day

december 9th is international mr fields day. mr fields is the greatest teacher of all time and if you don’t wish him a happy international mr fields day you will go to hell. we love you mr fields

”why are you being so nice to mr fields every december 9th?”

“because bro it’s international mr fields day”

by nightmaredressedlikeapegacorn December 8, 2021

Track and field

track and field is a sport with alot of categories! (more than 10)

i am playing track and field

by lolipop1234 May 1, 2022

World's Loneliest Fieldtrip

First, most of the people in the class go home, knowing they don't need the fieldtrip. Next, there are 5 people left, including you. Three of them leave because they have to meet someone. And finally, the last one leaves because they have an appointment of some kind. This leaves you completely alone with the instructor. The resulting fieldtrip is so nostalgic that you can't help but use the bathroom of whatever facility the trip takes at, because your lunch is telling you it wants to move on after seeing the amount of progress you're making.

Key sign that one is about to start: Everyone in the class is staring at you when you say you'll go and you're the only person raising your hand. Prepare to be swamped by loneliness and nostalgia.

If you use this term, your trip might not be the record holder for the loneliest fieldtrip, but it might feel like it.
There are various factors that play in like isolation, space and nostalgia. So depending on the conditions, you may or may not be the record holder.

You're on a phone call with a friend:

You: Hello?
Friend: Hello. What is it.
You: I'm alone on the fieldtrip.
Friend: I told you know one would go.
You: This feels like the world's loneliest fieldtrip.

by arvinthsiva June 1, 2022