february 22

The day where you have to suck off your father.

father: Hey so it's February 22nd, you know what that means!

Son: Oh no

by penguin maker 420 February 22, 2021

fuck a lot February

You've heard of no nut November and dick down December.. its basically the same thing for the month of February! please use with consent though :)

Hey babe, I know we already did it today but its fuck a lot February … wanna do it again today?
Hey cutie, I know you finished but its fuck a lot February.. round 3?

by getpaidtogetlaid November 30, 2020

February 26

Originally used on the social media app, TikTok. Slime(exterminate, take-life-of) your hb (homeboy) day. A day where you hunt your hb down partake in "sliming" him.

"Yo, better watch out on February 26 Benjamin. I'm coming for that ass"

by Pastey_MF February 23, 2025

February 26th

The day where you give people born on February 29th early birthday gifts

Did you know that February 26th is that day leap year babies get early birthday presents

by leapleapboy February 17, 2025

February 2

February 2 otherwise know as “Day of the fuck wit” is a day where fuck wits are usually born into this world.

“That fuck wit was definitely born February 2”

by Sullie February 1, 2024

February 17th

February 17th is crashout day, where you can crash out all day and be completely okay.

Person 1: bro I’m crashing out, I’m a mess
Person 2: it’s okay, it’s February 17th

by Bergofice February 17, 2025

February 24th

National Titty pic day!!

Yo it's February 24th, text your girl, she legally has to send you some titty pics

by Malcolm T. February 24, 2025