el-futile

commonly known as futile, and ancient Egyptian microbe that has evolved in a way to penetrate digital systems. It can be seen online in steam for hours and lays dormant for sometime until prey appear in order to latch on to them. It is able to send false thoughts as a way to delude it's host into thinking it's a good microbe that "supports" it's hosts, but actually slowly degrades their physical and mental health. Can be seen using support as a way to mooch off nutrients of it's hosts. When discovered will deny everything that has been seen by multiple people. It is allergic to Russians and seem to be offended by their existence.
he evolved into a el-futile
by voredor February 18, 2024
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el shechto

Half Hispanic meaning joby, turd or shit in most other languages.
Used mainly on the east coast of Scotland
"Sakes man, you fell asleep in there?! Been burstin for an 'el shechto' for half an hour!!"
Or if you're in a restaurant , "I think I'll away for a wee 'el shechto'"
by December 07, 2020
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el plastico

when to football teams with astroturf homegrounds meet eachother
have you heard silkeborg and nordsjælland are meating eachother
ohh you mean el plastico
by drengen fra randersrealskole November 21, 2023
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El Gweiro

A term rapidly becoming mainstream (in the south east of England) to describe a young (usually immature) male who is obsessed with anal sex to the point that others suspect him of being homosexual. Such people often have a rather large collection of questionable hats which only adds to others' suspicions.
"I can't believe that all he wanted to do was stick it in my arse. He must be a right el gweiro!!"

"Any 'straight' man who likes bum fun more than cunny love MUST be an el gweiro"
by Ash-amed February 09, 2006
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El Gweiro

A term rapidly becoming mainstream (in the south east of England) to describe a young (usually immature) male who is obsessed with anal sex to the point that others suspect him of being homosexual. Such people often have a rather large collection of questionable hats which only adds to others' suspicions.
"I can't believe that all he wanted to do was stick it in my arse. He must be a right el gweiro!!"

"Any 'straight' man who likes bum fun more than cunny love MUST be an el gweiro"
by Ash-amed February 04, 2006
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El Smashio

The alter ego that emerges when you have tipped over your limit of alcohol consumption.
El Smashio came out when I took that last Tequila shot.
by DaBaldHeadRasta (DBHR) May 17, 2021
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