Skip to main content

dylan

niggas named dylan have the largest penises
dylan put your dick away there are kids here
by NotDylanShhhhhh September 5, 2018
mugGet the dylanmug.

Dylan

Dylan is kinda retarded he’s really ugly and he’s super unlucky not many people like him he has brown eyes they are trash
Crap here comes Dylan
by Brookesiom May 15, 2019
mugGet the Dylanmug.

Dylan

Dylan is Latin for 'king of the snakes'

Anyone who knows a man named Dylan should be extremely wary

Dylan's can strike when you are least expecting it

They have an amazing ability to manipulate others and generally tend to be narcissistic
I heard what Dylan said behind my back the other day
by King of the snakes November 7, 2019
mugGet the Dylanmug.

Dylan

Baddest b that ever did exist. DK from seventeen will fall in love with him. He always farts too loud and loses at all Mario party games. Is not funny at all and gets upset about it, so make sure to fake laugh. Dresses well and will show up to any event fitted, even if it means you look bad. All cats hate him and for good reason. One time he pissed himself at Seafood City. Has a nic addiction but will only smoke stupid flavors like watermelon bubblegum bitch. Listens to music that no "one has heard before" its Lany.
"Dang what was that smell?"

"Oh that was just Dylan... his farts always be stinking up the place."
by badbitties May 19, 2022
mugGet the Dylanmug.

Dylan McMahon

Dylan McMahon is an entrepreneur from Canada, known for his Toronto hat and his fans the Dankmemers
Dylan McMahon is very proud of his nation
by StKittsKid April 27, 2024
mugGet the Dylan McMahonmug.

Dylan

A man who broke a friendship for a girl named Isabella. Typically he thinks he can pull girls but when they give him the sign of no he gets depressed and hurt inside. He gets along with most people especially his friends.
Allan - Yo can I get with Isabella, Dylan - sure go for it. Dylan - Blocks Allan.
by BlackGIzzy March 6, 2022
mugGet the Dylanmug.

DYLAN P

Dylan is a WHO CARES ABOUT FRICKING URBAN DICTIONARY DEFENITIONS ITS DOCTOR WHO DAY TODAY HAPPY DOCTOR WHO DAY OH MY GOD DOCTOR WHO DOCTOR WHO
John: Dylan p, do you care about the latest social media trends?
Dylan: NO BUT ITS DOCTOR WHO DAY MFS
by _Sue_denim5 November 23, 2021
mugGet the DYLAN Pmug.

Share this definition