dylan put your dick away there are kids here
by NotDylanShhhhhh September 5, 2018

Dylan is kinda retarded he’s really ugly and he’s super unlucky not many people like him he has brown eyes they are trash
Crap here comes Dylan
by Brookesiom May 15, 2019

Dylan is Latin for 'king of the snakes'
Anyone who knows a man named Dylan should be extremely wary
Dylan's can strike when you are least expecting it
They have an amazing ability to manipulate others and generally tend to be narcissistic
Anyone who knows a man named Dylan should be extremely wary
Dylan's can strike when you are least expecting it
They have an amazing ability to manipulate others and generally tend to be narcissistic
by King of the snakes November 7, 2019

Baddest b that ever did exist. DK from seventeen will fall in love with him. He always farts too loud and loses at all Mario party games. Is not funny at all and gets upset about it, so make sure to fake laugh. Dresses well and will show up to any event fitted, even if it means you look bad. All cats hate him and for good reason. One time he pissed himself at Seafood City. Has a nic addiction but will only smoke stupid flavors like watermelon bubblegum bitch. Listens to music that no "one has heard before" its Lany.
by badbitties May 19, 2022

by StKittsKid April 27, 2024

A man who broke a friendship for a girl named Isabella. Typically he thinks he can pull girls but when they give him the sign of no he gets depressed and hurt inside. He gets along with most people especially his friends.
by BlackGIzzy March 6, 2022

Dylan is a WHO CARES ABOUT FRICKING URBAN DICTIONARY DEFENITIONS ITS DOCTOR WHO DAY TODAY HAPPY DOCTOR WHO DAY OH MY GOD DOCTOR WHO DOCTOR WHO
John: Dylan p, do you care about the latest social media trends?
Dylan: NO BUT ITS DOCTOR WHO DAY MFS
Dylan: NO BUT ITS DOCTOR WHO DAY MFS
by _Sue_denim5 November 23, 2021
