Jump-A-Dump

when you jump and crap at the same time.

Guy 1:Oh my god, you see that guy over there??
Guy 2: yeah... why?
Guy 1: HE JUST DID A JUMP-A-DUMP!!!
Guy 2: damn!

by ConnorDotEXE November 30, 2016

Dumping

When a woman has a large ass and it moves as she walks

That chick is dumping that ass as she walks

by Friskydingo420 March 18, 2023

dump failure

when, to your surprise, you are unbelievably constipated, and you fail at making a bowel movement after many long minutes on the porcelain throne.

also in geography, dump failure is used to refer to bad waste disposal

I just had the biggest dump failure.

by kittttttten February 3, 2017

bungee dumping

When someone eats some sort of string such that when one takes a dump the shit is formed on the thread of string, and when exiting the anus performs a bungee jump-like action in the toilet bowl.

Hey dude I was watching the fishes in the aquarium and i ate a string and my shit was totally bungee dumping!

by teddybearslayer102 November 28, 2015

Cooter dump

The act of eliminating the male ejaculate from a vagina after intercourse.

After him and I had unprotected sex I went pee and took a lil cooter dump!

by Chelchi14 January 17, 2021

Kids Tylenol Dump

The practice of parents giving their child Children's Tylenol before dropping them off at school, knowing the child is sick with a fever.

Wife: Oh great, our daughter is coming down with something and has a fever. I can't stay home with her because I have a spin class!
Husband: Well I have an important meeting at work so I can't stay home either.
Wife: Looks like we have to pull the old Kids Tylenol Dump!
Husband: Sux to be in elementary school today.

by anonymous January 12, 2021

fuck this dump

When you’ve finally had it with a place that really sucks.

Customer or boss: *some bullshit*
Rachel: “Fuck this dump”

Rachel signed off slack and was never heard from again.

by garvey July 18, 2020