christian crack

Coffee!

John was tired so he overdosed on some Christian crack.

by Naughtytinkr Bell December 14, 2017

Christian

The type of guy who’s so handsome that he’d probably win a male beauty pageant. His hobbies include roasting people and looking up people’s names in the urban dictionary.

Christian is so charming! Even getting roasted by him is a true honor.

by chorusdork07 December 20, 2017

Christian

A short blond boy that takes shit from no one even his brother he has a big dick and his brother has a small one

Christian is a fucking savage

by Big dj dick December 26, 2017

Christian Edgecombe

Awsome

i feel like Christian Edgecombe chanted Gerry

by DICK BISdFV April 23, 2018

Christian Channel

Christian Channel is a word used by Swedish youtuber PewDiePie. He say it always when some swearing or some offensive jokes or memes are going to be in the wideo here is example from one episode of YLYL

"And im 100 precent..." . Oh my god i have'nt stopped video so quick before. Christian Channel.

by GoffyGoofer December 30, 2017

christian james dunn

A super sexy god women all want to fuck a fuckboy of the highest meaning.

your such a christian james dunn

by Deadpool6759856 April 23, 2018

Christian Goulding

His name means "God's Child". Being named this proves his messiah status. Goulding, originating from Ireland, gives this man the normally impossible feat of total alcohol immunity. Combining theses 2 traits allows for Christian Goulding to be the most amazing deity to ever walk the Earth.

Man: Holy shit that man can drink.
Wife: And he's real fucking hot.
Man: What!?!
Wife: Sorry honey, he's just such a Christian Goulding.

by GeetLord January 5, 2018