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john candy

A penis sucked by a gay man in a bathroom. Cuz a bathroom is called a "john," and a penis is like a candy bar.
What you doing tonight, Joe?
Oh, gonna go out and try n get me some john candy
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) February 17, 2021
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Candy Minaj

Candy is a baddie who listens to nicki
by Bby_reniii February 20, 2021
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Candy dangler

A person who metaphorically waves something in front of someones face that could result in feelings of inferiority or envy.

A person who is mocking someone's ability to not get something.
My sister was showing off her freedom to go out and party while I studied. What a candy dangler. LMAO
by Delisandwiches March 2, 2021
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homework candy

Slang for Adderall. Every college student's best friend when writing a paper in one night.
"You sure you can finish that paper tonight?"
"Yeah dude, I'll take a homework candy and bust it out no problem"
by drfunk441 March 9, 2021
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Derp Candy

Derp Candy tried to eat my foot
by Derp Candy March 11, 2021
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Candy Ass

A man or woman who possesses very enticing attributes. Is very alluring in many senses but mostly referring to their good looking assets. Akin to "eye candy" but more enphasis on the butt. Good looking. Sexy. Alluring. Candy Ass.
That dude is such a candy ass, he gets all the ladies.

She gets anything she wants with her candy ass.

Of course he got the job, he has a candy ass.
by Victorious Stunna March 16, 2021
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Eye candy

by My yee 2 March 21, 2021
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