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Shut the box

A game built into a box with a lid, where the object is to get all the tiles (1-9) down by rolling two dye and putting down any combination of tiles that equal the total of the two numbers rolled. You keep rolling until you can no longer put any tiles down. If you do not get all of the tiles down in your turn it is the next players turn. You keep playing until one player gets all of the tiles down and then you can shut the box and the game ends. When the box is opened in a room or generally confined space then everyone who was in said space has to participate in a game of shut the box. YOU CANNOT SHUT THE BOX PREMATURELY! This has been know to make the Devil jump out of the box and eat all or some of the faces of the players and/or their family s. YOU CANNOT LEAVE THE ROOM WHILE THE GAME IS IN PLAY. This can cause all player's minor discomfort and itchiness in the middle of their backs (that part that you cannot reach no matter how hard you try)and/or death via blender trauma to the head. You can be give special permission to leave the room temporarily to poop if you end up with score for that round as a 1 or a 69. PLEASE do not open the box outdoors as it is required that everyone within 3 miles to play the game and those can be very long games if you live in a city...

Also it is completely acceptable to play shut the box in Denny's at 4Am as it is no longer a black convention and the stoners have gone back from whence they came for the night... or at least until 4:20 pm.
"Lets shut this mother f*ckin' box"
"I hope I get a 69 so I can go pee..."
"paul, hurry up and shut the box so we can go shower together you queer"
"DONT OPEN THE B... *sigh" this is going to be a long night"
by DarkMobius October 23, 2008
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box-for-higher

prostitute, hooker, escort etc.. Female who sells sexual favors
Keith ordered a box-for-higher after not taking one female home from the club that day
by alwerty1 September 22, 2009
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snail box

Shortened way of saying "snail mail box."
(Getting back home from the mall with a friend, standing at the unlocked door) "Make yourself comfortable while I go check my snail box."
by Deaf Drummer February 19, 2008
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Lap in a box

A laptop placed into a bin with a laptop cooler pad and some speakers.
I made myself one of those lap in a boxes.
by VBGfishytail May 6, 2006
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Jack in a box

When you have an erection that your girlfriend doesn't know about and you whip it out of your pants and show her your hard on, usually with a really pleased expression on your face.
I was lying in bed reading the other day when Rob pulled down the sheets and sprung his jack in a box on me!
by Robertion August 22, 2011
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Box of Chocolates

The "Box of Chocolates" is simply defined as taking a number two directly into a woman's vagina. If done properly the feces should transfer smoothly, never seeing the light of day.
"Yo, that bitch was wild, she let me give her the box of chocolates!"
by Adam Fuller February 9, 2005
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Pandora's In-Box

An inbox containing an e-mail/text/social networking message that you receive in your inbox that you feel you would've been better off not opening.
"...Honestly, I don't care where you end up from here, but either grow up, or get out of my life.

p.s. just so I'm clear, we were friends, but I don't and never have liked you more than that. Feeling that way about me is pointless, nothing will ever happen between us. Find someone else and be happy!... now let me ask one last thing: how close DID you think we were? I considered you a friend, i didnt think we were as close as it seems you thought we were..."

Becky: Yeah, he sent all that and more in a stupid fucking facebook message.

Sharon: Wow, what a douchebag.
Becky: Yeah, and the sucky thing was that my mom went in and changed my password on my Facebook account because I was grounded and I didn't read this until a week after he sent it when I got my password back. I wish I was still grounded so that I would not have known what he had said.
Sharon: Hmmm, sounds like a message from Pandora's In-box.
by S[he's] Br[ok]en September 23, 2011
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