Bum Named Chuy 

A bum that goes to a gym at 4:00am and annoyingly Screams “PARTAAY” . between sets attempts to flirt with girls by telling stories of how he was raped in prison!

Bum Named Chuy is here guys.. let’s make him feel at home and rape him in the sauna!
Bum Names Chuy is a piece of shit!!

Bum Named Chuy by Ran Quick August 22, 2018

Bum extensions 

When your in the shower and your hair falls down your butt crack.

Zoe: “when I was on the shower I got a few involuntary bum extensions”

Bum extensions by Baby feet 5000 September 3, 2018

Bum fun 

Its something boys like you do to each other because your such a sicko homo and because in truth a girl wouldn't touch you anyway

Its not bum fun unless over 7 inches up

Bum fun by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

bum in the butter 

To experience a stroke of good fortune. British.

Saw Mark down the market, he found a finger in a can of tomatoes and got a huge settlement.

So he's got his bum in the butter, again.

bum in the butter by Shuaman October 24, 2018

bum ass kid 

1. General dude who is greedy, untrustworthy, ungrateful, lazy and just a bum in general. Would rather buy a bag of chips and dew and play C.O.D. all day then to actually work.

2. Teenager between the age of 15-18. Generally only hangs with you to smoke your bud or your cigs and never gets you back.

Jamal: "Aye bruh can I get a 20 for food yo? I'll pay you back brooo I swear."

Labron: "Hell nah cuz, fuck out here with that shit, you bum ass kid."

bum ass kid by PhatDoinkSmoker420 December 6, 2018

Bum Fuck 

One who is lazy, has no friends and does not know how to have fun. Cries to their mom anytime someone says no to them and tries to ruin the life of that person.

"Dude I had this bum fuck roommate in college, Alexis Furkioti. She tried reporting me for illegal drugs and alcohol, but failed miserably."

"We all know a bum fuck in our lives"

"Bum fucks get what bum fucks deserve"

"It smells like bum fuck in there because she's a fucking bum fuck"

Bum Fuck by merry chrismuh December 12, 2018

Bum flosser 

When your underwear that isn’t meant to be a thing turns into one and you can feel the slow wipe every step you take

Catholic mother: “Mary! Pull out your wedgie I can see your bum flosser!”

Bum flosser by Laurentheinnocent December 16, 2018