snore box

a boring ass person that is extra whack and doesn't like to do anything

James: Yo you wanna hang out with Layla?

Tia:Nah son she a snore box!!!

by EzBreeezy January 11, 2009

Shut the box

A game built into a box with a lid, where the object is to get all the tiles (1-9) down by rolling two dye and putting down any combination of tiles that equal the total of the two numbers rolled. You keep rolling until you can no longer put any tiles down. If you do not get all of the tiles down in your turn it is the next players turn. You keep playing until one player gets all of the tiles down and then you can shut the box and the game ends. When the box is opened in a room or generally confined space then everyone who was in said space has to participate in a game of shut the box. YOU CANNOT SHUT THE BOX PREMATURELY! This has been know to make the Devil jump out of the box and eat all or some of the faces of the players and/or their family s. YOU CANNOT LEAVE THE ROOM WHILE THE GAME IS IN PLAY. This can cause all player's minor discomfort and itchiness in the middle of their backs (that part that you cannot reach no matter how hard you try)and/or death via blender trauma to the head. You can be give special permission to leave the room temporarily to poop if you end up with score for that round as a 1 or a 69. PLEASE do not open the box outdoors as it is required that everyone within 3 miles to play the game and those can be very long games if you live in a city...

Also it is completely acceptable to play shut the box in Denny's at 4Am as it is no longer a black convention and the stoners have gone back from whence they came for the night... or at least until 4:20 pm.

"Lets shut this mother f*ckin' box"
"I hope I get a 69 so I can go pee..."
"paul, hurry up and shut the box so we can go shower together you queer"
"DONT OPEN THE B... *sigh" this is going to be a long night"

by DarkMobius October 23, 2008

Cold Box

To smoke marijuana in a closed area that is so uncomfortably cold that it removes the pleasure from smoking in the first place.

We cold boxed Nick's garage last night. It fucking sucked.

by Phil Stoner February 10, 2010

Jack in a box

When you have an erection that your girlfriend doesn't know about and you whip it out of your pants and show her your hard on, usually with a really pleased expression on your face.

I was lying in bed reading the other day when Rob pulled down the sheets and sprung his jack in a box on me!

by Robertion August 22, 2011

Lap in a box

A laptop placed into a bin with a laptop cooler pad and some speakers.

I made myself one of those lap in a boxes.

by VBGfishytail May 6, 2006

Box of Chocolates

The "Box of Chocolates" is simply defined as taking a number two directly into a woman's vagina. If done properly the feces should transfer smoothly, never seeing the light of day.

"Yo, that bitch was wild, she let me give her the box of chocolates!"

by Adam Fuller February 9, 2005

The boxing match

the boxing match is a male in his teens who don't be knowin what woman he is supposed to be with. Got himself hit in the head with a beachball for being stupid. The first response he got was "who did that?"

the boxing match got hit in the head with a beachball, and got all confused. He should have gotten hit with a brick!!

by bwotr August 9, 2006