Splinter train

The act of rubbing one's anus back and forth across a plank of wood in order to receive pleasure and, inevitably, splinters.

I splinter trained last night. Very enjoyable.

by Cucumber101 July 9, 2017

train

something used to crush people

trains

by i like trains deal with it November 30, 2020

train

getting all yo niccas and fucking the bitch

lets run a train onnis hoe gvng

by hoodrichziggy September 30, 2021

train vrooming

The sound heard while inside the train, that is produced by rollers on the rail the axle together rolling rapidly, and the electric car motor at full power, when the train is at high speed.

Person 1: What is the sound heard inside the trains when they are going fast.

Person 2: Train vrooming.

by MST3K I like December 27, 2020

WTF Train

1. A series of fucked up events that are all connected and plowing ahead full steam like a train.
2. The beginning of a series of fucked events.

"Did you see the new supervisor has no experience AND is friends with the owner? Time to board the WTF train!"
"Today was so awful, I took a ride on the WTF train."

by bigfuzz January 10, 2014

Running the train

When you and your friends hard target someone in the dc deckbuilding game or games using a similar engine.

“DYLAN IS RUNNING THE TRAIN ON ME”

by Lightrock_X March 26, 2024

Train Nerd

A person who knows almost anything and everything about trains and goons to them at night.

That guy is truly a train nerd.

by THEKOOLLERGUY June 29, 2025