I asked christy for a Peter cottontail, so she butt-chugged an 8 ball of cocaine and poofed a sweet cloud of happy dust into my face.
by Peter Cotton Tail26 March 15, 2017
This is the guy, who I fell in love with. I might have a few x's but I have never felt deeply loved. Honestly, right now, I'm blindly falling in love and I don't really know what have I put myself into. But, as for now we are not talking anymore cause, he lost his phone. Well if he never really loved me, then that's fine with me, cause I am the one who chooses to love him and only him. I actually have decided that this Petet R will be the very last boyfriend I will date. So yeah!... thanks for reading my short story folkes🫠...don't mind my obsession with him🙈🥰. Love you guys😘
Me: Dada please don't call me if you are tired oukay!!... cause I know that you must be feeling weak after work
Peter(him): Don't worry mama I will surely call you oukay!
2 HRS LATER
😴😴🛌🥱💤😴🥱🥹🤣🤦 ♀️Peter R is now in 🛌
Peter(him): Don't worry mama I will surely call you oukay!
2 HRS LATER
😴😴🛌🥱💤😴🥱🥹🤣🤦 ♀️Peter R is now in 🛌
by Mama_Rosa November 23, 2023
An extremely gay individual who gets pegged by his beard. Loves visiting the Pines and bean sprouts.
by Francoisdel March 31, 2022
A man with enough body fat, to eradicate the surface of the planet. In some religions he is looked up to, as some sort of bringer of doom ( aka a god ). He tends to use his powers, whenever his followers dissobey him, and uses them to start wars all over the solar system.
Man 1 Hey, why are you so depressed?
Man 2 I'm thinking about Peter Ahrens. What if he decides to destroy out planet with his body fat.
Man 1 Don't worry about it. I'm sure he liked our offerings from yesterday.
Man 2 I'm thinking about Peter Ahrens. What if he decides to destroy out planet with his body fat.
Man 1 Don't worry about it. I'm sure he liked our offerings from yesterday.
by Kenshin_ October 11, 2019
a smol bean, the definition of deserved better. he's a snack, hes a cinnamon bun and he could kill you with his puppy dog eyes.
amen hes the child we all have without knowing. PROTECT AT ALL COST.
i larb him
amen hes the child we all have without knowing. PROTECT AT ALL COST.
i larb him
person 1: did you see that guy over there. omg hes so cute
person 2: omg for sure a peter parker
person 1: what no. nobody deserves that titel. theres only one Peter Parker uwu
person 2: omg for sure a peter parker
person 1: what no. nobody deserves that titel. theres only one Peter Parker uwu
by tOmhOlLanD owns my <3 January 25, 2020
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by Animus_Magnum January 31, 2022