peter-abelard

to castrate

The ancient scholastic philosopher Peter Abelard was peter-abelarded due to his forbidden marriage

by I DONT KNOW WHAT MY NAME IS October 8, 2009

Peter Whirly Bird Griffin

That one guy from aquantance person

Peter Whirly Bird Griffin commin' at ya in a sizzling hot Sunday afternoon

by RoseRed669 January 22, 2023

peter hybza

is short and funny but he loves to draw and not get work and forgets his face mask at home

that peter hybza kid is epic

by lukesteven October 13, 2020

peter griffin

nyehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

"what the fuck its peter griffin"

"nyehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe"

by DONKFORTRESS April 3, 2023

Peter delusion

the specific brand of delusion experienced when there's a cute person who you want desperately to be compatible with your sexuality, but know DAMN WELL that they aren't. you will most likely find yourself taking every route possible to somehow believing that they are.

1: bro that dude who sits in front of me in that class is so cute
2: yeah but i'm like pretty sure he's straight
1: damn, well, since neither of us knows for sure...imma just hold on to the 0.00001% chance he isn't
2: smh dude that's classic Peter delusion

by ZFTyler November 5, 2024

Peter

he's gay. theres nothing more about him.

1. "Hey did you know Peter is gay?"

2. "His name is Peter ofc I knew"

by Peter's gay March 2, 2022

Peter frederick

He has a deep passion for drinking from the furry cup.
His tongue skills will leave ladies named Anne Marie writhing in deep pleasure..

" Oh! you've sat on Peter fredericks face ?"

"You must have had a mind blowing orgasmic experience"

Keep his heart happy and his cock drained

by Facial Freddy February 8, 2019