Kyle Templeton

The actual definition of, the test of time. Typically a Kyle Templeton has survived through many historic moments. Walking relic of knowledge. The original dinosaur tamer.

If immortality was a person, it would be Kyle Templeton.

by Gohydro December 21, 2018

Kyle

Kyle is short asf and very dumb hes not funny and hes fucking adopted he has no friends and a micro penis

Girl:oh no its Kyle hes short and has a small dick

Kyle:hey ladies im gay

by ohiosigma123 December 13, 2023

Kyle

A guy who loves hurting himself after a few white claws.

Wow, Altreuter was a real Kyle last night.

by Not Jared S June 23, 2022

Kyle

Kyle is the kind of guy who likes black licorice

Kyle: yummmn black licorice

by Yeeet2 November 2, 2019

kyle

a dumdum that has way too many simps for his own good

damn that guy kyle must make hella bank

by vectorperkins September 15, 2020

Kyling / Kyle-ing

verb
1a) To oppose someone’s ideas and heavily “criticise” them.
1b) To be an overall “victim” when presented with logical facts and reasoning

2a) hypocrite

“Dude, stop Kyling / Kyle-ing my drawing.”

by vononono November 5, 2025

Kyle

Kyle that kinda guy to just Randomly jumps into a fucking table. Has a giant horse penis.

Boy1 : why did that guy just jump into a table?
Boy2 : oh yeh that Kyle you’ll get used to it soon.

by ThatRandoGuy November 22, 2021