Jordan

IM AM A GIRL NOT A BOY YOU STUPID “Jordan” DEFINITIONS

Girl: hey is that a Jordan?
Gorl: yeah
Girl: he kinda looks feminine but he-
Gorl: I’m goku now

by Don’tuseurrealname January 17, 2022

Jordan

My hubby and i will marry him i love him.

is that my man jordan?

by Cool kid Sarah May 31, 2018

Jordan

Jordan is a fat little annoying 30 year old red head that has no ankles

Jordan needs new ankles

by anonymous January 24, 2022

Jordan Ford

To crush all sales goals and absolutely decimate any and all goals set for the given time frame. To get ahold of the most secluded people by outworking and outsmarting any and all methods of communication to make a meeting happen

Man I am so behind on my sales goals, it's time to jordan ford the hell out of this month

by MilestoneInc February 1, 2022

Jordan

Jordan is nothing short of amazing. He's smart, and plays sports. He really cute and has such a friendly and kind personality which is why he's is so popular. If you find yourself a Jordan then keep him.

Look at that dude over there, he's a Jordan.
I wish I was smart like jordan.
You see that cute guy over there, he's a Jordan

by Therealdefiner101 October 13, 2019

Jordan

A girl who prefers to be in the air conditioning while in sweatpants and a thick hoodie never taking it off unless she is completely alone or in her Batcave. Is a total weeb and only comes out when there is some food. Makes vine jokes

Hey, Jordan come out of your Batcave I have a snake for you. * Sudden footsteps*
Jordan: I smell pennies.

by DarkBlossomFox April 17, 2023

Jordan

He is the most sweet boy you will ever meet. He's very caring and loyal, and will always have your back. He is very athletic and has a very close friend group who he's always around. He can be very shy, but once you get to know him he opens up to be a funny and sweet guy. You always want a Jordan in your life to cheer you up.

He's perfect, he must be Jordan!
You always need a Jordan in your life.

by ihf6rsefpiw December 1, 2019