box of monkeys

The worlds funnest toy; the one toy every child dreams of having; an upgrade of Barrel of Monkeys.
Let's break out the best toy in the world, Box of Monkeys, and have a blast.
by Mandrew January 19, 2004
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Lap in a box

A laptop placed into a bin with a laptop cooler pad and some speakers.
I made myself one of those lap in a boxes.
by VBGfishytail April 26, 2006
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snore box

a boring ass person that is extra whack and doesn't like to do anything
James: Yo you wanna hang out with Layla?

Tia:Nah son she a snore box!!!
by EzBreeezy January 12, 2009
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pussy boxing

A fetish game played by men who smack their junk on cats heads; trying to get them to, scratch, bite, or paw at their penis and or testicles.
Albert:"hey Jim want to come over Saturday so we can do some pussy boxing."

Jim:"i need to use your cat though, cause Chumkins just died of a fractured skull."
Albert:"don't worry about it cause Suzy just had a litter of kittens."
by TheCrimsonChin25 March 23, 2012
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Jack in a box

When you have an erection that your girlfriend doesn't know about and you whip it out of your pants and show her your hard on, usually with a really pleased expression on your face.
I was lying in bed reading the other day when Rob pulled down the sheets and sprung his jack in a box on me!
by Robertion August 17, 2011
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snail box

Shortened way of saying "snail mail box."
(Getting back home from the mall with a friend, standing at the unlocked door) "Make yourself comfortable while I go check my snail box."
by Deaf Drummer February 19, 2008
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Box of Chocolates

The "Box of Chocolates" is simply defined as taking a number two directly into a woman's vagina. If done properly the feces should transfer smoothly, never seeing the light of day.
"Yo, that bitch was wild, she let me give her the box of chocolates!"
by Adam Fuller February 10, 2005
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