shitting my pants

Turning up in overwatch and absolutely popping off for the boys

*Jasper getting a quadruple kill*
“I am shitting my pants right now, I AM SHITTING MY PANTS!!”

by Pasty C April 9, 2019

Soho By Sparta Is The Personification Of ""My Dick Is Long When SHe Bending It Over'"

Soho By Sparta Is The Personification Of ""My Dick Is Long When SHe Bending It Over'"

Soho By Sparta Is The Personification Of ""My Dick Is Long When SHe Bending It Over'"

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

slob on my knob

slob on my knob
/släb/ /än,ôn/ /mī/ /näb/

1. to open the door for a lady to enter first

2. to indicate that a door handle is dirty

"Would you be so kind as to slob on my knob?"
"of course, m'lady."

"there is slob on my knob."

by Gentleman's Guide November 25, 2019

Sam My Beloved <3

Someone who can make my day better by saying good morning or Hi. The best person to exist in the whole world <3

I love you my beloved sam :D

Sam my beloved <3 your the best person ever :

by Seelie :] March 11, 2022

My Bonnie

The song that is everyone’s jam, that unites all kekkers around the world tOgEtHeR. Say these words and next thing you know you start a devoted choir

Timothy: “Hey, what’s up?”
Ethan: “I’ve been grooving to My Bonnie lately, wanna join?”
Timothy: “Sure! Let’s invite Koh”
Timothy, Ethan and Koh: “My Bonnie lies over the ocean.....”

by ePiC AiDs September 12, 2018

crab in my butt

when butthole is itchy

son: “mom, i’ve got a crab in my butt!”
mom: “itch it honey!”

by cookoutconnoisseur May 18, 2022

I slobbered on my sippy cup

Gucci Gang, ooh, yeah, Lil Pump, yeah, Gucci Gang, ooh
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name
I can't buy a bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name, yeah
I can't buy no bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains, aye
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
My lean cost more than your rent, ooh
Your mama still live in a tent, yeah
Still slanging dope in the jets, huh
Me and my grandma take meds, ooh
None of this shit be new to me
Fucking my teacher, call it tutory
Bought some red bottoms, cost hella Gs
Fuck your airline, fuck your company
Bitch, your breath smell like some cigarettes
I'd rather fuck a bitch from the projects
They kicked me out the plane off a Percocet
Now Lil Pump fly a private jet
Everybody screaming "fuck West Jet!"
Lil Pump still sell that meth
Hunnid on my wrist sippin on Tech
Fuck a lil bitch, make her pussy wet
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)

Oof: I love my sippy cup
Bret: yup she do!
Oof: I slobbered on my sippy cup!

by Daddylongleggos July 27, 2018