how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.

that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..

by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025

divy up

To divide something up

Let's divy up the cake

by Andarnaunm February 23, 2025

Set it up

The act of sexually pleasing yourself to pornography.

While he set it up, Bryson whipped out his meat on the pornhub.com, sexually pleasing himself.

by froman44 May 2, 2023

4 fingers up

being racist to hispanic ppl

someone is showing 4 fingers up (it’s a gringo)

by aflores222 July 16, 2022

Tied up mullet

A Mullet combined into a Bun or a Ponytail & worn mainly by Islanders

Barber: Hey bro what can I do for you today
Customer: Skin Fade with a Tied up mullet

by NorthBoy99 June 1, 2025

Purpped up

To take advantage of the medicinal qualities of "Purp" or high quality hydroponic doobage. After smokin the purp...youz purped up yo.

Lazy Sunday yo..weez gettin Purpped up and rollin to In and Out. Call that little strawberry you know and get er over here.

by Sacwhitey September 5, 2012

Watch who you up

Don't fuck with me, don't fuck with them.

"Fuck you bitches"
"Watch who you up yo"

(when the dude is on to someone else)
"Fuck You asshole"
"Watch who you up, he's with me"

by James1263 May 9, 2014