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I ate my dog’s shit and I liked it

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i ate my dog’s shit and I liked it
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Blowdizzle My Glizzle

Slang term for - Getting that 90/10, knee buckler kunuckler, slopper rocker blobber, turkey slurpee werpy, shlob on me knob, tickle my balls, bluggy bloma my chroma, juicy lucie, shnibble my kibbles, slobby knobby wobby, lemonstration my crustation, dum dum jimmy sum, gawk gawk 9000, weeweechu. Or blowjob
Bro 1 - Hey. You know Kevin’s sister?
Bro 2 - Yah, heard she gives some of that good stuff, if you know what I mean
Bro 1 - What’re you talking about?

Bro 2 - Oh you know, some of that “blowdizzy ya glizzy” shit
Bro 1 - Dude.. I was thinking about asking for her hand in marriage..

Bro 2 - Oh fuck, sorry man
Bro 1- Nah, thanks for making my decision final, can’t wait for her to “blowdizzle my glizzle”
by UrbanMaster360 October 29, 2020
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Bruises Around my neck

Bruises Around my neck basically means hickeys and bite marks around my neck.
In the song Stacy's Brother the line- She's not reason for the bruises around my neck.
by iminlovewithstacy'sbrother September 16, 2021
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Pretty much 4 homies eat jajati food and then the food is spicy so they have to go the bathroom to make kafifi, and then they have to wipe their butt (Betesh) with toilet paper but they only have a natkin
When I’m eating jajati, I make kafifi, and I wipe my Betesh with a natkin
by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 16, 2025
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<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel JosE ORble SWIll Achieve My desires, the way I Want to<.7.97.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel JosE ORble SWIll Achieve My desires, the way I Want to<.7.97.6.>
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get off my set kid

when a person is talking to much about something they don't know about
kid 1: yeah the patriots are trash. patriots fan: ay watch your mouth boy get off my set kid
by superfleet April 26, 2022
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Collect my bag

it mans when a woman is giving you head, not literally a head or colleting bags

collecting your bag can also man when a man ejaculates on a woman's face
Person 1: "hey did he actually collect your bag?"

Person 2:"yeah! of course! I told you she'd Collect my bag!"
by 1shot1der June 6, 2015
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