weezing bag of dick tips

eating ass with a spoon

that asshole! That Weezing Bag Of Dick Tips

by dildor defender of porn December 2, 2016

dick fuck

It's when someone is so small , they can only fuck a dick hole.

hay dick fuck what are you going to do with that ? fuck a dick hole

by Invented that word December 10, 2024

Hot Diggity Dick

Mickey Mouses Dick

Jim:What'd you have for breakfast this morning
Carl:Hot Diggity Dick

by boitheboi April 24, 2019

dick gendered

Dick gendered, for a man who does not want to be missgendered as a Cis male. But wants to be clear he is a man by the traditional definition of a man.

Don't call me a cis male, I am a dick gendered male.

by Fnu lnu December 18, 2022

Clay dick

1. Lame playground insult used to taunt boys named Clayton.

2. A potent potable rumored to have originated at the Hilton Boston-Woburn, consisting of a Plantation Jamaica rum base, Luxardo maraschino liqueur, and several other digestifs. Served up in a daiquiri glass.

3. Literally a dick formed from clay.

Punk-ass kid: Hey Clay dick.
Clayton: Fuck you! You're a dick!

Guy: I'll have a clay dick please.
Bartender: Up or on the rocks?
Guy: Up you imbecile.

The artisan had an unusually large grin as he put the finishing touches on his latest clay dick.

by The_Klay May 8, 2018

Phantom dick syndrome

when a non penis owning individual wears a strap on and genuinely feels the person around/using it while it’s attached.

“i swear to god i could feel her around me, i was having phantom dick syndrome BIG time.”

by 3y3bagsss November 19, 2023

Dolphin Dick

When a man has a urethra on the top of his penis, rather than on the end, like the blowhole of a dolphin.

Oh look, here comes old Dolphin Dick!

by Irish Diesel October 4, 2020