Trumpet Dick

To stick your dick inside of a trumpet, and for it to play.

Well after he fucked the trumpet, he became a trumpet dick!
His dick is now the shape of a trumpet, and can play the trumpet on its own!

by Tea Boyoyoyoyoyoy October 17, 2020

Dick

Something that people using urban dictionary will masturbate over.

But seriously... GO TO CHURCH!

2) a plastic dick girls shove in their vag idk why :|

Jeff: hey Kai what do you masturbate over?
Kai: the definition of dildo on urban dictionary
Jeff: go to church demon!

by Stepsisterisstuckagain October 17, 2020

Dick

Small

Dick small

by Hbassuaudbbu October 17, 2020

Hold a Dick

A situation in which a woman or girl continues seeing her male partner strictly for sex.

Without knowing anything about the handsome stranger, Stacey wondered if he was perhaps her next Hold a Dick.

by James Cardinal October 17, 2020

Little Big Dick

When someone is being a jack ass and is overly cocky in themself.

Jake: I’m just too fucking good at hockey, y’all could never compare
John: Fuck off little big dick,

by dumb skanks October 18, 2020

Dick long

A long dick

Hey bruh you got a dick long

by Greg d long October 19, 2020

Dick

1) a man's penis. (slang vulgar)

2) or a stupid asshole (person)

I put the dick in her ass.

Listen to Flying kitty's "Dick in the box" it's fire.

"Pull out the whole damn dick, I'ma get laid
I got another dick, I'ma get AIDS"

by Dildo.Swaggins_ October 19, 2020