A dick so fucking large that you can only recieve it for about a week before your vaginal walls are completely eroded, and you are no longer capable of bearing children.
Doctor: "I'm sorry ma'am, but you are physically unable to have children"
Woman: (crying ) "I knew I should have never let that black guy talk me into taking his vacation dick"
Woman: (crying ) "I knew I should have never let that black guy talk me into taking his vacation dick"
by nosaM naitsirhC April 15, 2016
That dick that a girl can only take maybe once a month 100% of the time its above 11 inches so basically I big ass horse dick.
Omg Sarah that vacation dick I had last night has me walking crazy, I'll need about a month to recover from this
by Ayelmao2801 April 12, 2016
by Meatbizal April 10, 2016
When you have sex with a extremely large dick and can't do it more than a few times a year as opposed to boyfriend dick
by McCheesy-1975 April 16, 2016
A rather well endowed penis. One that would be fun to try but could be frightening for a long term relationship.
by Anne Bissell April 21, 2016
Dick that you don't want anyone to know about or would not like to be a regular occurrence for falacio or penetration.
by nateisyoung April 10, 2016
A vacation dick is attractive and very big. Porn star quality that many women say they want, but in reality it is too big for daily prolonged sex. Although it looks great and can feel great if everything is done right, it requires too much extra lubrication and caution for a daily lover. Every woman wants to have experienced a vacation cock at some point in their life, but if she is being honest it's just too big to enjoy daily.
The reason she is smiling today is that she finally found her vacation dick last night. She is walking a little different today.
by MrMagnum66 April 19, 2016