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Dick whipped

The female equivalent of being pussy whipped. This happens when a guy fucks a woman so much better than any other guy she's ever met has, she'll do anything to get more dick from him. She'll do chores for him, like clean and cook for him. She won't be bitchy or cause unnecessary drama. She'll treat him with the utmost respect. Even if he doesn't treat her well.
Girls bend over backwards and treat Paul like a celebrity. They cook dinner for him. They clean his apartment and iron his clothes, even though he treats them like shit. They must be dick whipped.
by JJBravo June 19, 2024
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the dick phantom

a magic elf that lives in store bought condoms that uncomfortably manoeuvres your dick in a painful direction during sex
James: I was having sex with Christopher up the ass and I then I got surprised by the dick phantom
Sarah: oh that's terrible is your dick ok?
by dickhandlerdickthe boiiiiiiiii October 31, 2017
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Urban Dicked

When a person looks up a term on urbandictionary.com. Past tense/past participle
My friend said I just Rick rolled him; I didn't know that was a thing, so I urban dicked it
by Morgaine6 December 10, 2016
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andrei has a big dick

Andrei does indeed have a massive magnum sized shlong
by jgfthjhgfjhgffghj November 21, 2023
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revamp dick

God like dick, a type so godly and divintized even goddesses them selves can’t fully handle its power. Only true bearers of the dark side can consume and/or withsatand this type of power. Power sent down from the deity Charles himself. Beware of this power!
Suzan: Girl I just had some revamp dick!
Rebecca: wtf! How are you alive? I want some.
by Gucci_C January 14, 2019
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dick bomb

The receiving of a random and/or unwanted dick pic.
Friend 1: "Ew! He just sent me a dick pic!"
Friend 2: " HAHA YOU GOT DICK BOMBED!"
by bonk.b!tch January 25, 2020
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Freestyle Dicking

Going into a intimate moment with a partner and using your penis for anything that comes to mind. Examples are brushing ones hair and poking their belly button.
'Oh mate you'll never believe what I did last night, I got a girl back for some freestyle dicking! She loved it, didn't know what was coming next'
by JPSlong December 19, 2016
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