by Sicilian Cowboy July 2, 2023
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by thebetterbitch June 29, 2024
Get the Snake Ass Hoe mug.When you have a takeaway and then you immediately need to take a shit. The size can vary, but it mostly comes out the sphincter as a hot spicy and runny liquid. The effects are at its peak when a jalfrezi is consumed, but it can also be caused by madras, tikka masala or even Korma if you're a fucking imbecile and can't handle even a hint of spice.
by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 October 10, 2023
Get the Curry ass mug.DOCTOR: Sir, your physical exam is fine, but your COVID test is positive, meaning you are an asymptomatic COVID carrier. Do you wear a mask?
ME: Asswhaaahh, bruh? Naw, I feel good! How a mask gonna help? My ass ain’t infected!
DOCTOR: I wouldn’t recommend wearing it there. You strike me as a pleasant, but obnoxiously stubborn man. As an ASS-CO (Asymptomatic COVID) carrier, you’ll need to quarantine yourself for two weeks and wear a mask more consistently, to prevent the airborne spread of COVID. Also take these pills.
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DOCTOR: I wouldn’t recommend wearing it there. You strike me as a pleasant, but obnoxiously stubborn man. As an ASS-CO (Asymptomatic COVID) carrier, you’ll need to quarantine yourself for two weeks and wear a mask more consistently, to prevent the airborne spread of COVID. Also take these pills.
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DOCTOR: Magic Brain Pills (MBPs) that will temporarily make you smart enough to wear the ASS-CO mask over your mouth AND nose. As we cheerfully say in healthcare, “Don’t be a dumb cunt who can’t wear a mask correctly!”
by Magic Brain Pills September 6, 2020
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by Yourmommawasinmybedtheothernig September 8, 2021
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Tom: Dude I'm foaming at the mouth for some bitches with a fat ass.
Matthew: I know a spot bro. Loser Asshole Avenue has the hottest hoes with fat asses who are willing to fuck anytime.
Tom: Holy shit no way!
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by dajinco November 11, 2024
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Thomas: My ass is really sore...
Jack: Why? I thought you went home with that lovely Sheridan last night?
Thomas: Ya. But things got a little freaky. The agricultural ass rape went a little too far.
Jack: Why? I thought you went home with that lovely Sheridan last night?
Thomas: Ya. But things got a little freaky. The agricultural ass rape went a little too far.
by ttarler June 18, 2011
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