fry up my ass

a guy who is addicted to kfc but eats to much taco bell and likes to hand out fry's and cock

Alissa: can I have a fry
fry up my ass: sure pull it out my ass and eat some cock

by eat my add boiiiiii January 13, 2020

eat my elliotussy <3

so like ur down bad and horny and u want someone to eat ur asshole plus ur name is elliot so like u combine those two and now u have "elliotussy"
idk what im doing

elliot: im horny"
"same"
elliot: eat my elliotussy <3

by bebsmuskrat February 5, 2022

Off my nut

your so high you don’t know what your doing where you are or why you even exist.
meaning that your so off your face you forget your own address and end up on a train headed for London

James:“i forgot i had existed again”
Tyler:“same”
James:“i don’t know about you but i’m absolutely Off my nut”

by itz_jacd August 29, 2022

That's my pocket

What you say when a girl who is annoying or fat is trying to get close to you and is rubbing up on you trying kiss you, hug you, hold your hand, give you a blowjob, or whatever and you dont want it. It's basically implying that shes too close and to GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.

Girl: hey your cute
(trys to hold you hand and shes getting really close to you. too close)

Guy: That's my pocket

Girl:What?

Guy: (walks away)

by Schmekel September 1, 2010

Where’s my “Killing Stick?”

Anything that contains Nicotine.

Where’s my “Killing Stick?” Asked Jackie.

by Hele53 September 23, 2021

My best friend bobby

Bobby (a fake name for my bsf) is funny, annoying, wierd, great, and likes to complain! Yw bestie! She enjoys hanging out with her bf, complaining to me, eating fried pickles or chips and salsa, and listening to one direction

“My head hurts” said my best friend bobby

by Bobby’s bestie charles October 19, 2021

Blaming everyone else for my problems

I don't have a problem with my behavior. I don't have a problem with the elements of my life that a therapist would have me change. I have a problem with both being harassed at work and not being duely compensated for my property and labor.

Hym "And I'm NOT, NOT PAYING MYSELF AM I? I'M NOT WATCHING ME TAKE A DIARRHEA SHIT AM I EMMA FROM THE MAJORITY REPORT? AM I HARASSING MYSELF AT WORK? DID I TELL NOAH KROLL (THE RETARD AT THE GROUP HOME IN WHICH I WORKED) WHAT WROTE HERE OR WAS MY PRIVACY BEING INVADED AS PART OF A SURVEILLANCE APPARATUS? IS MY WORK BEING MONETIZED BY SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME? THESE ARE MY 'PROBLEMS' AND IF YOU ARE HERE YOU ARE EITHER PARTICIPATING ACTIVELY OR COMPLICIT IN THE COVER UP AND IF I CAN'T GET TO YOU, AN INNOCENT WILL BE PUNISHED IN YOUR STEAD. I'M AM NOT BLAMING EVERYONE ELSE FOR MY PROBLEMS. I'M BLAMING THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE THING THEY ARE DOING TO ME. IT ISN'T LITTLE SUSIE-AT-GAMESTOP-WHO-WANTS-TO-BUY-A-TOY-FOR-DAN'S FAULT YOU'RE DOING THIS AND THE FED WHO FOLLOWED ME TO THE STORE WAS A STEP BEHIND AND ALWAYS WILL BE A STEP BEHIND BUT SHE WILL BE THE ONE WHO PAYS THE PRICE!"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2024