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ass guzzler

Someone who just sucks some much ass that they have the fuel economy of a hummer h2, usually reserved for shitty drivers
Nice blinker you ass guzzler or this bitch guzzles so much ass she can't even hit 40mph
by PChiddie December 20, 2017
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stupid ass melon

guy 1: have you herd of cocomelon
guy 2: oh yeah that stupid ass melon
by fuckcoco69420suckmycock February 24, 2021
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Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass

A man who has an absolutely massive ass. Earth shattering, horizontally oversufficient, chair breaking, ass. Typically used with straight male friends.
John: Hey, whats up man?

Bob: *slaps with the force of a horse's kick* What's up! Damn he got that Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass!

John: Damn that shit hurts
by amogusbruh21youstupid September 27, 2024
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goofy ass dxpa

it's when an user of the social network dxpnet.com went to far. an user of dxpnet.com is a dxper.
a dxper, a dxpa.
Random1: "I need a new name for my profile, which one i should choose ? why not starwars"
Random2: "that's cringe you are definilty a goofy ass dxpa"
Random1:"i know"
by metisgoblin January 14, 2017
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powerful ass

a saying for describing an ass so powerful, it can make shits that make small children’s eyes water.
“god, jean, your powerful ass just stank up this room.”
by ally2kate December 15, 2019
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Ass Clownery

The act of wasting your very existance by way of partaking in stupid bullshit activities that, tho enjoyable because of the sheer nature of stupidity involved, will simply never get one ahead in life. But screw that with a limp whole grain noodle because that was never the point anyway.

Examples include farting in your friends lunchbox. Talking shit about others because of your own lack of self assuredness, and/or spending ones entire life playing basketball even tho you are a 5 foot 10 white guy that cant jump who's biggest talent is smoking doobies and pud whacking until your essential organs look like a lil smokie with two blue raisins that a homeless person might pick out of the trash behind the outlet mall for sup. Dont even get me started on the fish flavored mayonnaise.
Billy shits in the urinal at Wal Mart and cackles up a storm.
The poor janitor Bob, gets called from his lunch of ham and cheese hot pockets and fruit gushers for clean up on aisle shithouse and immediately upon seeing said monster loaf in pis pot exclaims "fuck these Dipshits and thier ass clownery!" I quit!

He finishes his hot pocket and goes back behind the store to share his last 2 gushers with the homeless guy. They become best friends and experiment with dumpster sex later that night in the misty harbor air with two unkempt sea men from across the bay.
by Cap'n Cuuunt. February 8, 2019
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turqoised my ass

When your ass gets eaten so good you can’t sit down
Alex: he turqoised my ass so good last night that I couldn’t sit down for the history test.

Cordar: he must have had a real good licken to that.
by Antiwack-man January 3, 2019
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