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Dick Blind

To be "Dick Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Dick Blindness can be seen in most attack simps that are found on the internet, but especially on Twitter/X
Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being because the silly old fool has gone dick blind
by CassieWin November 12, 2023
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Dick Shit

Dick shit:
An Insult towards a person you hate and a combo with Dick and Shit.
Me: Have you seen that girl?
Friend: Who?
Me: Dick shit.
Friend: ohh.
by Corruption_Shaker September 4, 2019
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Tazer dick

That damn tazer dick pulled me over and roughed me up .. fuck that guy!!
by grimpin1 March 16, 2018
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Accessory Dick

The sidelining of a female sexual encounter by a man or multiple men. The men are available in penis and in spirit as accessories to the extent that the female participants desire.
If you girls want to do a three way tonight, we will be the accessory dick.
by The Deal Makers May 28, 2019
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Mini gun dick

A dick (or interchangeable penis) that shoots cum like a mini gun. These type of people usually have big balls, and also the dick might be sore after this practice, And is recommended to do a training course before this.
"Oh my gawd your cum shot out like a mini gun dick" Sarah said
by Tankntash April 1, 2025
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dick poon

When some one or something fails to please in a dickly fashion.
1,I was in the middle of a desert at night, and my car decided to dick poon me!

2,my buddy is too lazy to do me a fovor, what a dick poon!
by beavermaster April 23, 2014
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Ghost dicked

When you jump off something and land on your feet but the shockwave goes right up ya asshole
Oh shit son! Feels like I just got ghost dicked!
by Spider butthole August 26, 2016
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