a certain type of person who has immense confidence online/out of ass kicking range, but will walk the fuck away if they see you in the streets.
"jane doe is such a scary ass hoe! she loved talking all that shit on *insert social media* but won't pull up."
by erinexorcist February 25, 2023
The random string of cuss words you say when you smash your toe on an unsuspecting object, like a table corner.
*Person 1 is using phone while it is being charged*
*Person 2 trips on the charger wire, enabling the phone to fly out of Person 1's hands, and to land on Person 1's toe*
Person 1: "SHIT ASS ON THE TOE! SHIT. ASS. ON THE TOE!"
*Person 2 trips on the charger wire, enabling the phone to fly out of Person 1's hands, and to land on Person 1's toe*
Person 1: "SHIT ASS ON THE TOE! SHIT. ASS. ON THE TOE!"
by bitchassonthehodickassonthego September 11, 2017
The action of taking kalbasa and jamming it deep into someone's assholes until they spew out dark matter.
by ruskisavage April 29, 2016
The act of baking ass.
by MoarKrabs January 11, 2017
by Sexy Sac November 17, 2017
by Mamacitaa22 January 23, 2020
January is a slap ass month which means that you can slap anyones ass for the whole month, you dont need to ask for permission, just do it, have a lovely January and hide your ass.
Person 1: do you see that ass?
Person 2: Isn't it slap ass January
Person 1: Oh yeah, ill be back
Person 2: good luck!
Person 2: Isn't it slap ass January
Person 1: Oh yeah, ill be back
Person 2: good luck!
by abc_defgxoxo December 11, 2019