run my top

Term for "you're my bitch now", and to give head to the person who said this to you.

Friend one: run my top

Friend two: no Jennifer i don't want to

Friend one: u my bitch tho...

by Jenni.fer May 27, 2019

Beyond My Paygrade

Getting cucked basically

"why are you such a cuck man"
"dude she's beyond my paygrade thats why"

by whytyyyy October 14, 2016

crush my chips

When someone either break,destroys your belongings or makes you upset.

Man!!! Why did you have to crush my chips?

by Sirdictionarysalots May 16, 2017

Kayne my text

Kayne my text - When you share or post texts between you and someone else that were supposed to be private.

Person 1 and Person 2 are texting. The last text, Person 1 tells Person 2, "Hey don't Kayne my texts, they were supposed to be private, for your eyes only."

by Katcarlizle May 31, 2018

hippidey hoppidy this is now my property

This is now my property

Me: look i got a new watch
my friend: hippidey hoppidy this is now my property

by HAHAnonono October 12, 2021

piss in my ass

When you die in COD or fail an assignment given to ypu whether it'd be IRL or in a video game.

no, its not gay... unless you're talking about the OTHER definition, if you are, you're weird.

Teacher:Thomas, you've scored 58%, you've failed.

Tom:PISS IN MY ASS!

or alternateivly,

*john is about to finally beat the final boss of elden ring*

*john dies*

Game Over

John:PISS IN MY ASS!

by Discord Luigi July 28, 2022

I lost my hat in the accident

I lost my hat in the accident describes a vehicle collision in Maplewood, MN, when a certain female, with a male passenger, backed into a tree and said male passenger claimed to have lost his hat. Of course, this male passenger had to tell everyone about his ordeal. LOLOLOL.

“I lost my hat in the accident” B. told D. as he dusted off his knitted pom pom hat. Everyone around the campfire heard this remark and had themselves a bit of a chuckle.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023