by sweatydickballs January 29, 2023
by Muzzy j March 01, 2016
by countchokcula July 28, 2022
The correct usage of the term “baby dick” is not the literal sense. It is a metaphorical term. It should be used as a substitute for the mundane “sucks”. That which is baby dick, is any undesirable situation or material thing.
Ah man, cash bar at my cousin’s wedding. That shit’s baby dick. This snowder you bought is 90% drywall. Super baby dick.
by Jackson Deepwood August 15, 2021
Dude 1: Hey you wanna see something ?
Dude 2: Yeah show me.
Dude 1: Here.
Dude 2: Woah that's a mofo soda-can dick! i never knew.
Dude 2: Yeah show me.
Dude 1: Here.
Dude 2: Woah that's a mofo soda-can dick! i never knew.
by frozenwintershit May 26, 2018
Dick that is attached to a man who has mastered metal fabrication and welding. This man will only last about 10 minutes before running out of breath but will deliver the most outstanding performance of his life, leaving you speechless, sore, and satisfied.
Joe: Why is your phone going off all day today?
Jim: I just gave this girl from the bar last night some welder dick
Joe: Damn well mute your phone then
Jim: I just gave this girl from the bar last night some welder dick
Joe: Damn well mute your phone then
by weldingstan August 09, 2022